The worst idea ever
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The Worst Idea Ever, as we know, was thought of by 2 teenage surfers off the coast of Arizona. One was riding a 30 foot wave when he crashed into a large boulder and had a sudden vision. Seconds later, he converted the vision into a conceivable, performable idea. The idea was shared between them and it was considered by them, the worst idea they had ever heard of. As time went on, they realized that it could very well be the Worst Idea Ever conceived by man. As it turns out, they were right. Anyone who has heard the Worst Idea Ever, agrees that it truly is the Worst Idea Ever. It has been, in fact, proven that telling the idea to a weaker minded person, may produce fatal results.
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[edit] Debates
Much controversy surrounds the Worst Idea Ever and several debates have been held over the years to determine if a "Worst Idea Ever" can even exist. The last debate went something like this:
Con: "An idea such as this simply can't logically exist. A "bad idea" is a matter of opinion by the listener. An opinion cannot be stated as proven fact."
Pro: "No dude, you don't get it... this one is really, really bad... like, you don't even know."
During the 1996 debate held in Houston, North Carolina, a member of the Pro team whispered the Idea into a Con debater's ear. The opponent immediately stood up and made his way to the microphone. He was quoted saying.
"Man.... Bro.... he's right... that's a really... really bad idea. I mean... how...it... IT'S SO BAD!"
The man was next reported to run off the stage crying and one audience member noticed a small amount of blood dripping from his ear.
A man who suggested that the Worst Idea Ever WAS the Worst Idea Ever is now permanently stuck in 23rd November 2002. He survives on biscuits.
[edit] Mental effects of the Idea
Many people who hear the idea with no preparation may suffer mild to fatal mental damage. Most people report a 10-100 point drop in I.Q., as well as men reporting losing up to an inch in penis size!!. Some experience temporary retardation or loss of balance and mind. It has been shown that since the Worst Idea Ever was conceived, suicides have gone up, and Tom Cruise turned into a psychopath (whether or not this has anything to do with the Worst Idea Ever has not been proven.)
[edit] Recent encounters
- in a 2003 episode of Opera, a man accidentally blurted the idea out loud. Up to 42 percent of the audience members checked themselves into rehab less than one week later.
- In the Columbia Space Shuttle Mission by NASA, an audio recoding was obtained by technicians prior to the atmospheric entrance.
- "Hey dude, you ever heard the Worst Idea Ever?"
- "NO WAY! YOU KNOW IT?"
- "Ok dude, It's (Faint whispers)"
- --KABOO (transmission abruptly cuts off)
- In Aruba in 2002, Natalie Holloway was last seen with a man reported to have known the Worst Idea Ever. He was seen whispering in her ear. Two witnesses report Natilie completely disintegrating into a revolting tea-coloured blob of gunk.
