The year 2200

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[edit] A fourth type of calculus was invented

Isaac newton[1] and Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz [2]were extreme roller caoster riders and were very good at all the comon roller coaster tricks, the no hands, no feet, no seat belt, no seatbelt loop to loop, and even the incredubly complicated roller with no coaster. but they wanted more, they wanted the new move to bust out at the roller coaster'r of the universe competition that was being held later that year(2200). they thought of jumping out of the coaster while it was moving up the ramp to go down a steep drop and landing back in it at the bottom of the drop.

Isaac was a hard core physicist back in the day, he used to be able to bust out the narleist whacked out theorys when he was younger, and knew all the physics equastions needed to see if this trick was possable, but he needed to know the gradient of the track at that point, which wasn't possible by the normal means of change in x divided by change in y as this was a parabolic shape with a constantly changing gradient so they did some complicated maths stuf and came up with what we now call calculus, they called their trick a parabolic drop cart leaving and reentering or pdclar for short.

Isaac went on to win the title of roller coaster'r of the universe by nailing a perfect parabolic drop cart leaving and reentering move which caused a rip in the space time continuim and sent Isaac and Gottfried back in time where they became extremely rich from their invention of calculs. sadly they both died before roller coasters were invented. (Gottfried's death involved a frying pan and a stove) do not confuse with the other 3 types of Calculus, Isaac and Gottfried just liked the name .

[edit] Black holes are found to contain large amounts of cocane and other exciting stuf to get you high

The all drug users should die organisation or (ADUSD for short) has relesed a report that contains overwhelming scientific studys that deduce that on the interior of black holes are full of all sorts of interesting drugs that are extremely concentrated and pure A class drugs. it has also found that entering a black hole will not hirt you and acts as a sort of portal to another dimension which is full of drugs, you can leave whenever you like through the black hole you entered. (all studys that say entering a black hole will kill you are now false)

ADUSD has a black hole at central park for any drug users who wish to stock up free of charge.