Theme park

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A theme park is a very strange creature that likes nothing more than to eat cheddar cheese and throw walnuts at anything near it. Although its origin is unknown, it is believed that the creature might have come from up your butt and around the corner.

Later discoveries led scientists from Northern Kathmandu to believe that theme parks did not exist at all, but instead they were an illusion created by peoples minds. After this discovery, many Europeans fled from their homes and hid in the hills only to find out it was all a hoax set up by Chuck Norris.

Noticeable features of theme parks are their four eyes, their bellies made of jelly, and their evil noses.

[edit] Interaction with Humans

Most theme parks aren't very sociable, most likely because you hurt their feelings by not inviting them to your fifth birthday party, you butthole. But when they do interact with people, they usually attempt to throw walnuts at them.

Naturally, because of this most humans generally avoid them, except for a select few that actually enjoy being clobbered. These people, ironically, are also the same people whose lunch money got stolen on a daily basis at school and who now fill such useless jobs as lawyer, snipe hunter, Uncyclopedia staff, and President of the United States.

[edit] Famous Theme Parks

In the year 1338 BC the first theme park, nicknamed Disney World, was discovered by Mickey Mouse in AD 2052, shortly after he invented eBay and founded Wal-Mart as a way to get even more money.

A few years later, a large army of ants swarmed Washington and ate the flesh off of his body. About two years later, he died, precisely a thousand years before he was born. This baffles most historians because they either have absolutely no idea what they're talking about or cannot grasp the concept of time travel.

In Canada, there is a theme park called Responsibility Land that is located in Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, Quebec, just an hour outside of Montreal. Other well-known theme parks include Six Flags St. Louis and Amsterdam, France, both of which were killed in the Great Potato Famine.

There are more theme parks in Merrie England than there are happy people. They include Thorpe Park, Alton Towers, the Tower of London, Canary Wharf, Roger Daltrey's Bouncy Castle Trout Farm, and The Vera Lynn Experience in Dover.

[edit] The reasons

It is believed that Theme Parks are in fact a lame excuse for the government to take over the world by making good decent hard working people spend all their money in family road trips and cheap souvenirs. Recent scientific studies show that nine out of ten American families spend all their income on taxes and Theme Parks. The remaining families choose to spend all their money on buying collectible items on eBay for ten times their retail value, which is illegal in the state of Six Flags.