Things People Hate
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Hate. It's the stuff that makes the world go round. Money was invented when people decided they hated trading. Cars were invented because people hate moving. War exists mainly because people hate each other. See all of the wonderful things hate can bring? In light of this fact, I have decided to make an article that consists of a list of things people hate, and why they hate them. Isn't that lovely? I have added a few things myself to get the list started, but I invite anyone and everyone who reads this article to add to it, if you can't think of a new topic to add, don't be afraid to add on to a subheading that already exists. All I ask is that if you do add a topic, you make sure to add a nice juicy rant beneath it. In fact it doesn't even have to be juicy.Frankly I don't care if its only one sentence, just add something. This is for two main reasons. First of all, despite the heading below, this article is not simply a list, it is a place for people rant and lose all of that hate they have onto the world. Second of all, it's much more funny to read. Now get to it, it's time to make the world a better place and Spread the Hate!
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[edit] Vortniploodge
Fuck off!
[edit] THE LIST
ALL RIGHT let's get started! poopoopoo
[edit] People who are too easily offended
I started with this topic intentionally as a kind of disclaimer. The disclaimer is this, if you are offended by this article in any way, I hate you. That being said I would also like to congratulate you, by being so easily hatable you have helped to Spread the Hate, you have made the world a better place, and you have therefore helped me in achieving my ultimate goal. For this I would like to thank you. Basically to wrap things up, if you are offended by this article you have made me a very happy person, and you should feel welcome to add this article to the list! The above does not hold true if you know where I live and/or are in possession of a gun, in that case I feel deeply for your emotional distress and am possibly dead.Basically they are all weeners!
[edit] People who text while they are driving
Honestly do I need to say why this is on the list. Do I actually need to EXPLAIN why this is stupid?! Hey I've got a good idea, I'll drive my car while staring at the phone in my lap. I know I might run into the guy in front of me, but I think if I'm really lucky I'll hit some kid who's running across the street! By the way, if you actually do this, don't try to defend yourself. Trying to justify this action will only make you look more stupid than you already are. And this brings me to my next subject.
--64.62.138.20 03:01, 4 August 2008 (UTC)===People who are too stupid (Dumb Cunts)=== Don't get me wrong here, everyone has a right to some amount of stupidity, but some people abuse the privilege. Stupidity is spreading across this world like some kind of terrible disease. I mean come on. Did you know that 50% of people in America don't know that the sun is a freaking star?! FIFTY PERCENT! What really scares me is that I told someone this statistic, and they said "It is? I thought it was too big to be a star." May God help us.
[edit] Inaccurate statistics
Apparently 4 out of 5 dentists recommend every brand of toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss that has ever been produced. I guess nowadays there just happy if people use these products AT ALL.
[edit] Mimes
The real reason I hate mimes is because everyone else does and I don't want to feel left out.
[edit] People who give in to peer pressure
Why don't you people grow a pair and learn the word NO. And don't do that just because I told you to and now you feel like you have to do it.
[edit] Flamers
Shut up already and go complain to someone who cares instead of insulting anyone you can find, you stupid freaks.
[edit] Santa
Fat Bastards Always Calling Me- He's Trying to switch me to vodaphone.
[edit] See also
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