This Old House

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The This Old House quadrilogy is the most obscure quadrilogy known (unknown) to man. It started with a not-too-scary-not-too-funny horror-comedy with renovation overtones and then branched out to spawn 3 unnecessary sequels, each one stupider than the last.

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[edit] This Old House

Cast
people have debated what the "You're dead" part means
people have debated what the "You're dead" part means

Plot Summary

Roger Cobb is a writer and Vietnam War veterinarian who moves into his aunt's estate shortly after his suicide, little does he know that his house was the messiest house known (unknown) to man, now with the help of annoying neighbor Norm Abram, he must confront his personal demons and renovate This Old House.

Trivia

  • This movie is unique for being the most obscure movie to spawn 4 unnecessary sequels, and still be obscure.

[edit] This Old House II: Dirty Bathroom

Cast

Plot Summary

Whilst looking for a legendary crystal plunger to unclog his father's estate's supposedly magical toilet, Joseph Ofnazareth digs up his miraculously resurrected great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's great great great great great great great great great grandfather, Joseph of Nazareth, and the house starts to experience strange (and often disgusting) phenomenon. Now interdimensional portals begin to open in the bathroom, which seems to smell worse and worse every hour. When the hideous smell drives his and his best friend's wives away, he knows that he and must face up to his grandfather's evil former carpenter partner, Tim Allen, and renovate the bathroom!

Trivia

  • This movie had absolutely nothing to do with the first movie

[edit] This Old House III: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Cast

Plot Summary

After officer Paul McCarthy sends "Potato Peeler" Max Jinkies to the electric chair, he swears to get revenge by haunting the McCarthy household and scaring the residents, yep, just scaring them.

Trivia

  • This installment of the This Old House franchise had even less to do with the first (and second) movies, it didn't even have a house in it.
  • The only reason this movie bears the This Old House name is because the British wanted to capitalize on the American unsuccess of the This Old House franchise.

[edit] This Old House IIIIIIX

Cast

Summary

When Roger Cobb makes a cameo appearance and is then subsequently killed in a car wreck, his daughter begins to experience strange happenings in his old house. But far from being malevolent, the ghosts of Roger along with several benevolent mafia spirits must prevent the house from being destroyed by an evil Native American tribe!

Trivia

  • This installment had the least to do with the This Old House franchise.
  • This movie, which deals with talking pizza and booger-jokes was originally going to be a Nickelodeon original, but was rejected. Not for the boob-shot, but for the depictions of Native Americans.

[edit] Soundtrack

  • Cruddy Brilliant instrumental music
  • You're No Good (Ad Nauseum edition)

[edit] DVD Details

The 4-disk DVD only available in Eng-Land contains all 4 crappy disks

This Old House contains;

  • Commentary by the film-makers, who should have forgotten about this years ago.
  • 3 - minute documentary on the plumbing system, accompanied by "You're No Good"
  • A trailer
  • A slightly shorter trailer

This Old House II contains;

  • Commentary by the film-makers, who should have forgotten about this years ago.
  • A Trailer

This Old House III contains;

  • A paragraph on Lance Henrikson

This Old House IIIIIIX4our contains;

  • Commentary by the film-makers, who should have forgotten about this years ago.

[edit] Origins

This old house is thought to have been originally inhabitit by This Old Man, who played knick-knack on my drum, shoe, knee, door etc., gave the dog a bone, then came rolling home to various numerical rhymes

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