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...WTF? Who said this page is ugly and how do I get rid of it?

“I'm totally AWESOME!”

~ Me on me ... OMG, yay! I got that to work! OMG!

Yo, liek, this is my page, which is really good i jsut, erm, forgot some stuff, so it's not gonna look that right, and stuff...But yeah it's really awesome, I'm also awesome and this page is also awesome, even though I'm a noob, i'm like an awesome noob and stuff.

Erm, oh categories, [Catagary:Awesome]]

My page is probably going to be about me and how I can totally """ pwn you, even if you're like a sys op guy, person, thing. Yeah, I can totally pwn you, I like no every code wiki-thingy off by heart and could write the out.

I dunno how they got this picture of me here, but I'm super happy cause I found out how to do the picture thing, see, I'm doing the picture thing...yay, who can do the picture thing? I CAN! But seriously that's quite scary how did they get this picture of me? It was a one off snap I took from a camera, which I sought-of borrowed-ish from my friend, to scare this other guy on Runescape (now there is a game, BTW! OMG so good!) who had been pissing me off and shit. How the HELL did it get onto uncyc, and I don't like the big writing in it that says "n00b", i don't remember having that in the background when I took the picture!

[edit] Why My Article Is Awesome

my article is really awesome, it's like TEH ARTICLE, TEH ONE AND ONLY ARTICLE because I wrote it and i'm awesome (don't believe me? go to "why i am funny" and i totally prove it), probably, but also it's about lots of stuff and it's completely random. it's so good it practicaly wrote me (see i read your stuipd HTBSANF article, or whatever it is and i can do misdirection thingy and russian reversals, RUSSIAN REVERSALS ARE SO FUNNY!).

I totally LOVE russian reversals</bi

In Russia you fire boss! In Russia girlfriend doesn't get you! (ha ha, I dissed you, ha ha totally lolz, jks, LMAO!! (ha that lmao thing is so stupid, it sounds like lame-0 and i have no idea what it really stands for or whatever)

I don't, like, even no who made russian reversals up but totally kudos to him (or her i spose) cause i could sit all day writing and laughing at my own russian reversals, they're soo good1 I mean they must be good, right? Look how much writing and stuff I did on russian reversals! OMG! OMG! I can totally see my neighbour and she's wearing like this green top, OMG, totally lolZ!

[edit] =Why I Am Funny

I am just soo like funny you wouldn't believe it, see go back and read the first bit of "why my article is awesome", because that proves it. That is LOGIC and kinda ironic. IRONY! Oh gawd I'm meant to put those link things in, but i don't even know how to do that, and also i should like put some pictures in and stuff, but yeah i don't know how to, but so? who needs pictures, whho needs the shift key either, ha ha, i'm so funny.

Seriously though, Uncyclopedia is a great and usually i'm totally like ROFL apart from some bits which are stinky poo poo, wait this is a new serction...

[edit] Uncyclopedia And stuff ]

Uncyclopedia is such a great place, cause I've always wanted to write some stuff on a wiki, but like on wikipedia they keep deleting my stuff cause they are FASCIST BASTARDS! All the other wikis r like about WoW and I don't know anything about that and I always get killed in that, bt this is too small for you to read, so ha, you'll never know how badly I suck at woW, and also how much i get killed in CoD, it's so BLOODY ANNOYING, oh woops, you can rprobably just about read that capital bit, hey my phone! and boring stuff like that, so yeah, Uncyc you're soo great!

But your euroipods is such bull, like what the hell is a europod and why have ipods got anything to do with that? A europod sounds like a soft furry ball thingy that rolls around and stuff, and it totally doesn't makes sense. Also AAAAAAA is a bit ridicoulous (oh gawd that is spelt as I wish it to be spelt, cause I don't know how to spell, cause I'm cool). OK, I know there is an article for rambling about this and i think i can find a link for that, cause then when i'm done with this article I can just go over there and ramble about uncyclopedia, but seriously like i think it is good. Uncyc people are a bit like cool, cause they're happy for people to go to that page and just totally bitch about uncyclopedia and some of their arguments are slightly flawed but like the uncyc people don't care!

But like big WTF? for these pages: Islam - that is just like racist man and not cool and like Kitten huffing is just retarded and sadistic. ERm there are more but I'll put it on I hate uncyc article, thingy, like.

I Hate Uncyclopedia - is that right, lolz?

Oh right, it's this, ha ha, lolz, rolf! Uncyclopedia_is_the_worst

[edit] Ministry of silly walks

OMG! lolz that is so funny in monty phyton when they do the ministry of silly walks in england! He's like walking to the place to get funding for a silly walk, can you believe that, that is so liek funny!!? And he has such a retarded walk as well, but then like they show you the video of people with silly walks...have you seen it? OMG! If you haven't like totally go and watch it , cause it is... LOLZ!

OMG! I jsut found how to do that, that is so awesome!

THAT IS SO AWESOME - HA HA - BIG STUFF! Yay!

OMG stuff on wikis just looks really good, bt i am soz, that is a work of art! Seriously though I'm like obsessed with that big writing.... Like it would be so cool if i could put in the center, but you can't like do that...

==OMG, liek on this one game this admin said that i was rubbish and that i kept breaking the rules and that i was banned so i just emailed him back "Yeah and u go die in a whole you big turd! F U! SHTFU, yeah?" but like it wouldn't send, cause I was banned, but if he had got it, he'd probably have been so like annoyed with me, he'd probably have killed his kids or something, they're probably actual grease balls, but like i don't play that game any more== OMG! that was all a title, but like i don't like have a delete button on my keyboard, or something, i think, well i can't find it anyway, so like I'm just gonna have to keep it like that and anyway otherwise it would have all been under "ministry of silly walks" or whatever.

And LOLZ! BIIIIIG!

OMG, there is a preview button that's reli useful! lolz, like jks, man.

Dude, if any admins delete this I will come and like totally vandalise their pages and stuff cause this page took my like ages dude! So just LEAVE IT, yeah?

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(ha ha, you thought you were going to find out my name or whatever but you're not)
(you know this article is so funny (i just read it again, oh brackets in brackets, that's totally lolz!) they're probably put it on the front page or something, like feature it, how do they even decide what is going to get featured, i bet it's just completly random and unfair...)