This is not an article

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Please beware...um, I mean be aware... that this article is completely pointless. That is not to say it is without a point. On the contrary, this article (which, I may draw your attention to, is not) is very pointy, and thoroughly sharp enough for anyone.

Time for your medication

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Contents 1 This is Not a Heading 2 If That was Not a Heading, What is This? 3 "Above" and "Below" this Non-heading are not Quotes 4 Below is Nothing 5 What you will Find Below is Most Certainly Not Text 6 No C'est Un Magritte 7 This is Not A Hedgehog 8 The Most Important Thing Ever, That You Should not Read 9 Fish 10 This is Not the End

[edit] This is Not a Heading

Nothing good will come of continuing to read this article, which is not. If you continue to read this article, which is not an article, we will become upset. "We," however, is an understatement, since this article, which is not, was written by me, who also is not. If I, in the fundamental sense of the word, which is not, is not, then we must question our, also nonexistent, underlying beliefs. Therefore, we must ask ourselves, which we aren't, who IS? If all is not, which it isn't, then what is? Must we live our lives, which aren't, according to the priciples of not, which are not? Then who is it? WHO? Is it W, who is not, H, who is not, or O, who is not either? Are you there? No. Am I here? No. Well then, how can I be here being able to question not, which I am not, if I am not? Well then, WHO IS? I know: YOU, not U, but you. Why? Because you aren't. So, ah, all who aren't, are, and those who are, aren't. But wait, this means that if one, being not one, is not, then they of course must not be, then won't, now aren't, then weren't one. Ah, it's all perfectly clear now.

[edit] If That was Not a Heading, What is This?

“Thank God that this is not a quote”

~ Oscar Wilde on quotes

“Thank God that what I just said is not, and never will be, a quote”

~ Oscar Wilde on what he just said

“Thank God what you just said will never be a quote”

~ Oscar Wilde on me

“You do know I never said that, don't you?”

~ Oscar Wilde on looking over other's shoulders as they type fake quotes

“And this is not a sentence. Is this not a question? I think it isn't. I definitely know that this is not an exclamation!”

~ not srn347 on not an article

[edit] "Above" and "Below" this Non-heading are not Quotes

...so don't quote the people who never said them.

“This is not Soviet Russia, and therefore cannot reverse YOU!!”

~ non-Russian non-Reversal not on non-Reversed Russians

[edit] Below is Nothing

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[edit] What you will Find Below is Most Certainly Not Text

Please be aware that this is not text. Please be aware this is not test either. Please be aware that this is not a really short section of a nonexistent article.

[edit] No C'est Un Magritte

A famous artist named Magritte once made a pun in his art, saying, "This is not a Pipe."

Then another famous artist made a painting of a pipe, saying, "This is not a Magritte." Except he was Flemish.

Well, this is not a pipe, Magritte, Phlegm, or Flem - not even Flem-ish.

THIS IS REALLY STUPID.

[edit] This is Not A Hedgehog

How right. It isn't.

Well perhaps not. It might be nothing. It wouldn't be hard not to tell wouldn't it.

[edit] The Most Important Thing Ever, That You Should not Read

ATTENTION:  All those suffering from Idiosyncratic Deurtose Inactive
Operative Tectonic Syndrome, or IDIOTS for short, should read no further.  
This article, which it is not, poses a risk to an IDIOT'S mind by
assaulting it with unintelligible sentences composed with horrible grammar.
Side effects of taking this page over periods of a week include either
A) Deeper understanding of the subconcious or B) death.  Results may vary.

[edit] Fish

If you have ever eaten fish you will note, most quickly, that it is indeed, fish. If you have ever eaten beef, you will try to discern if it is beef and not some other portion of a cow, what method it is served in, and more importantly, does it taste good, and is it fish. With fish, you are thankfully spared these questions, and ask only whether or not it needs lemon. If you are a vegetarian, then you will not be wondering if this is fish, because if you are really a vegetarian, then you will not have tasted fish before. Instead, you might wonder if it's beef, or chicken, or mutton. Being a vegetarian is tough.

This is not a fish.

[edit] This is Not the End

• This is not a list
  • This is also not a list
    • This definitely is not a list

1. This isn't a list either
   1. This is not the number 2
      1. This is not a list, the number 2, or the number 3

This, most certainly, is not a box.

This is not a link.

Just remember: THIS WAS NOT SOMETHING YOU WILL REMEMBER.

By subtracting what this is from what it isn't and from what it isn't from what it is, we find what it is and isn't.