This page is the best ever
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“This page is so GOOD!.”
~ Oscar Wilde on his page
“Finger licken' GOOD!”
~ KFC on this page
“Uncyclopedia just needs one article - that is THIS PAGE!”
~ Everyone on this page
“Not Objection.”
~ Phoenix Wright on this page
“This page is the best page... in the world!”
~ Jeremy Clarkson on this page
This page is the best ever in Uncyclopedia. Forget about the stupid Do NOT click any links!, Age of Umpires which only deals with all-evil Microsuck, and everything on the list of featured articles. This page is absolutely awesome, and you could never find any flaw on this page, even with Hubble or microscope. Not to mention that people couldn't help themselves but keep reading this page. OMG, it's so fucking awesome!
[edit] The ground-breakingly mind-blowing origin of this heavenly article
To end disputes. Sometimes, stupid Uncyclopedians are stupid enough to argue in the discussion page, saying that article A is better than B, neither of both is written by them, and then both the Uncyclopedians got pissed off and started to have edit war. We all know, from our momma, that such behaviour is of no good. Therefore, we should have such a great page, so that people would no longer have quarrel about that. God was the first who came up with this idea. (it should be noted though, that God indeed didn't create this article)
[edit] Who's the author? Who can make a page so perfect?
Oh, you're talking about AUTHOR? I beg your pardon. This page is so awesome that it couldn't be a work by human beings. Like the pyramid, it's so unbelievably grand that it couldn't be built by the Egyptians. Someone from outer planets must have helped them out. Wait, they didn't help the Egyptians - they built it themselves!
MOOOOOOOOOO! Okay, back to the author stuff. I'm not here to discuss History to you anyway. The author is so al-mighty and holy that you could never see his real image. You may bump into him, say sorry to him, have him replied back, but you always end up not able to see the real him but a translucent image. BTW, he's an atheist so he doesn't like calling himself God (although he obviously is.)
[edit] I'm not pretty convinced. Can you show me how good this page is?
By reading this page, you're actually learning how good this page is. You see, you just can't stop reading! That's what a really good page can do. You may find this page stupid, boring, tedious, oblique, but all these doesn't offset how good this page is. See, you're still reading!
[edit] Dammit! I'm leaving!
You just don't wanna admit how good this page really is. You do this just out of jealously! If not, you would't ask to leave this just after I said you're reading this thinking this page is the best. And if you're still not convinced, see what you're doing now.
[edit] Alright, I'm kinda convinced now. Oh, NO NOT AT ALL!
See? That's why I love people. They're so honest.
[edit] You say this page is the best, but I once saw an article XXXXX is better than this!
You think this just because you didn't know the existence of this page. You used to wander around wiki, looking at the articles, comparing this with that, thinking that article A is better than B, yet C is better than A. You know what? You got this thought just because you didn't know there's such an awesome and wonderful page! Now you oughta finish reading this and move your butt to re-read the article you think is better again, and you'll find out that page you thought is better than this page sucks hard actually, and you should feel sorry about that.
[edit] Okay. I've re-read, re-re-read, and re-re-re-read that page. I still think that page is better than this piece of crap.
If this is your first question, read about the beginner's guide first. Be funny and not just stupid.
[edit] Hey! I found a typo/self-contradiction/grammar mistake in this page!
What I can say is that this page is the best. Even if it's wrong, it will be correct once it's in this page.
[edit] Why isn't this page featured, anyway?
Fuck you! Have Faith! This page is just the Best! This page is the best, we don't need proof!
[edit] Your Mom is way better.
Fuck you! Have Faith! This page is just the Best! This page is the best, we don't need proof!
[edit] What about the template below then?
If this page isn't the best then how come you've got to this point? Hmm? And i have more guns than you do anyways. wet elephants shrink. But than again we all have guns!
[edit] BRAKEIGH NEWS!!!
THIS PAGE IS NOT THE BEST!!!!! :O :O :O :O
wow!!!!!
