Three caballeros
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In 1945, desperate for a hit movie, Walt Disney sent some animators and writers to Mexico.
He also sent Donald Duck and Jose Carioca down there as well. The story was that Donald and Jose went down there on the 13th day of the 13th month (The Month of Smarch which was invented during World War II so that Franklin Delano Roosevelt would fight the war even longer).
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[edit] Plot
It's Donald's Birthday, and expecting a gift from Daisy actually got a gift from Latin America. The gifts included Rice and Beans, Sombrerros, Tacos, and other things from Latin America.
One gift contained cigars...well it did contain cigars, but Jose Carioca smoked most of them. There, Jose takes Donald to Brazil and there they meet Carmen Miranda. After a wild night in Brazil, Jose and Donald open up the last gift.
The last gift caontained a lot of stuff from Mexico and Panchito Pistoles, a rooster that had two rifles and wears a sombrerro.
The rest of the film was a view of Mexico and Donald Duck and his friends smoking Peyote. (It may have been in Jose's Cigars.)
[edit] Sequel
In 2005, when Hispanics were abundant, George W. Bush tried to make a counter-attack video so that the Mexicans could leave the United States.
So he hired Michael Eisner to make "That film with Donald Duck and those other two birds" so that the Mexicans could leave.
Disney was excited to make the sequel for "The Three Caballeros", it was to be called "The Three Caballeros Strike Back". Sadly, the direct-to-video didn't sell very well and was buried in Rosewell.
[edit] Where can I find the movies?
Good luck finding them, after what Linda Ronstadt said about the film, saying that "Donald Duck is no more than a posse of George W. Bush and they must both rot in hell", they were removed from the video stores because of the crackdown to immoral characters.
Michael Moore also claimed that Donald Duck has no respect to Hiapanics...even though he was nominated for a Latin Grammy in 2005 where Gloria Estefan kissed donald, Jose, and Panchito.
Also, this film is now banned from England since Jose was seen smoking all the way through the film.
[edit] The Band
In 1954, (When they were popular) Donald, Jose, and Panchito decided to play at Disneyland since there were no gigs on Opening Day. So the three of them took out their guitars and sang "The Three Caballeros" on stage. (But mostly Jose and Panchito kicked Donald Duck in the butt.) That was when somebody from Capitol Records came out and told them that they would give them a record deal.
From 1954-1959, they were called The Three Caballeros and had the 3rd-highest record sales next to Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra.
In 1960, they added Woody Woodpecker because Capitol thought it would be better if they had a Rock-n'-Roll band. And since the band didn't have three members, they were called The Caballeros.
This worked out until 1964, when Panchito left the band to become an Olympic Boxer. (But also he hated Rock-n'-Roll.) So Bugs Bunny joined the band as well as Barbie and Ken.
For awhile, The Caballeros were under the gun against The Beatles and The Rutles since they had a lot of fans. So in 1966, they moved to England and made a few albums. They were #1 on both sides of the Atlantic, but after 1970 the Caballeros were no more.
[edit] Reunion
In 2003, The NFL needed a performance for the Super Bowl and they asked Donald Duck first if he could perform. Then Donald asked his friends if they wanted to perform at the Super Bowl. They agreed to do the Halftime Show, but at the end, Donald Duck's shirt got destroyed and he was seen naked on national television. Though the FCC didn't find this offensive since Donald never wore pants in the first place, they asked MTV to host the next Super Bowl (And look what happened!).
Today, The Three Caballeros make tours throughout Europe and Asia. They were about to tour in Venezuela, but Hugo Chavez banned them so the only country in the Americas the Three Caballeros aren't banned in is in Canada.
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