Thunder

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BZZZZZZT!!!!!!

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You will be zapped. BZZZT!

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“Its very loud!”

~ Captain Obvious on Thunder

Bam!

Thunder explodes in the background. You are scared to death because of the loud noise created by lightning which is believed to be caused by Thor,Who "likes" To fuck with you.

[edit] Useful Information

Oh, shitballs!

Thunder and lightning are like chainsaws and psychos: You will never encounter one without the other, and they are always out to get you. Since ~~God~~ Thor like fried foods, he will every now and then get drunk and then throw a random thunder bolt at earth, with a chance at zapping someone to death, and scaring the shit out of you and an anybody around it. If you are exposed to thunder, you have one 5 of options:

A: AAAAAAAAAAA!
B: Ignore it.
C: Climb a tree.
D: Get drunk.
E: Realize that all of these 5 options are not very helpful.
F:uck.

Also, thunderbolts like to strike anybody who smokes alot of crack...You'd probably better just leave your computer and...Oh wait, I'm probably already too late. After all, they do strike the "highest" point...

[edit] Etymolgy

The word "Thunder" is derived from the japanese word for "I'm Going to zap you death" (私は死に至るまであなたを殺すところです), Pronounced, "Ai-wahnt-tu-fuh-keeng-kill-yu".

[edit] Creation of Thunder

Thunder is created whenever a lightning bolt strikes the earth. As Thor is huge and drunk, the sound is the very loud noise of him vomiting all over the place. As thunder is impossible to see, as soon as you hear it, you will likely shit your pants. Beforehand, to create it, Thor drinks lots of beer. Then he conks himself on the head with his hammer, then screams in pain, breaking your fricking eardrums. Then, it strikes. It hits the Surface of the earth, starting a fire, and destroying at least one thing you value.