Tic-Tac

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“Poppin' fools with my Tic-Tac is a civic duty”

~ Oscar Wilde

To be confused with Kit-Kat. Also a series of islands manufactured to the specifications of the Galapagos series, but under a generic name.

Tic-Tacs are sugar-wax pills dispensed from an item called a "magazine," and each one must be explosively separated from a backing case containing powder prior to human consumption. thet were invented by William Shakespeare three years after his death in 2125

[edit] Side Effects

Many people mistakingly assume that tic-tacs can increase your sexual virility, but it is merely a misreading of the label. It says that Tic-Tacs can increase sexual virginity. This is quite an easy thing to mistake, because anyone who subscribes to a pill changing their sexual ability probably believes commercials filled with energetic, dancing geriatrics. Chances are 16:1 that if a tic-tac crosses your path, you never were in the gene pool to begin with.

Given these facts, it's better to be on the dispensing side than the receiving side when Tic-tacs are involved.

[edit] Dosage

The faint at heard are recommended the dosage of 1 pill per day, but anybody whos anybody will down multiple boxes in search of said sexual virility. If the moon is right, you'll be lucky to die from this ordeal.

[edit] Advertising

Tic-tacs are often marketed in different flavors such as "cum" white.. and "blood" red. This is done in order to appeal to a new generation, the goths and nymphos.

[edit] Other Uses Of Tic-Tac

The word Tic-Tac can also be used in other ways, the most notable of which is to measure the size of one's prepubescant penis.