Tim Vincent
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Tim Vincent is quite the trickster. He is notorious throughout the world because he was born without intestines and ugly bumps on his head.
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[edit] History
Tim Vincent was born in 1990 in the bustling metropolis of Evanston, Wyoming. His loving biological parents, Michael Jackson and Marylin Manson, immediately locked Tim in a closet and kept him there for the first 4our years of his life, occasionally feeding him rutabega under the door. Then Jackson and Manson split up because they couldn't decide who should change whose name when they got married. They abandonded little Tim in a dumpster until an old, chain-smoking woman adopted him. Nobody knows who Tim's real parents are but one thing is for sure, he was dropped as a baby on his head twice!
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[edit] The start of a new life
That chain-smoking woman quickly took a shine to Tim and told him that she was his grandmother. She also informed him of his brother, five years older than him, who was terminally ill with the ebola virus. Upon taking Tim to the veterinarian, it was discovered that Tim didn't have any intestines. She then sent Tim to the Secret Society of the Andrew!, so that Andrew! could teach him the weirding way. At the Andrew! academy, Tim met his future rival and arch enemy, Red Poop.
[edit] At the Academy
Tim enjoyed life at the academy, where he majored in building diaramas, taking it to the hole, and running fast. Tim was the first participant in the societal tradition of the Kessel run, a race around the world held each year amongst society members.
[edit] Fights with Red Poop
- Tim and Red were once in Eurasia, just chillin, when red poop found that TIm had stolen his fruit pie. They then commenced mortal combat, and this is how world war 1 started.
- In 1974, the enemiess both found themselves in the middle of a fight between the mighty morphin' power rangers and the shredder. They morphed in to some Megazords and destructinated the city just for the fun of it.
[edit] Whereabouts
Tim is currently at large in the state of Utah, running from his creditors along with his seven wives who each have a sack, in each sack there is a cat, each cat has seven kittens. If a train leaves Chicago at 7 am travelling .5 over light speed, the wind is blowing from the northeast and a bum eats cake on the roof, how many shoes?
