Timonthy A. Turner
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Timonthy A. "Timmy" Turner was a boy from Dimmsdale. Timmy Turner is also the doom on Earth. He even got his fairy godparents in 1997, name Cosmotology & Twanga. He wishes to terrorize the US leading Jack Thompson, video gamer & George W. Bush (Also Known As: Colonel Cluster Fuck).
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[edit] Where the phsyco begins...
He lived in California with George W. Bush, when he was born in 1900 BC. Bush & Timmy were friends. They know how to use a chainsaw, be a powerful fool, gain in hell to be against the Spartans as the leadership of doom!
It was then, when Timmy Turner had a cocaine addiction, and developed a brain tumour. He then, started to go crazy, since the tumour was never removed. He started to take steroids and went on mad roid rage.
[edit] Big Date
In 3001, he was going to date Trixie, but ended up marrying Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson.
When he went to Dimsdale, California, he needed a big date, but he wanted Cosmo & Wanda, the fairies from Fairy World.
But, he was a cartoon character in The Fairly Oddparents when Niggerlodeon put Tom Cruise for the date.
[edit] Inside Dimmsdale
His date was a stake. He is looking for Trixie. Trixie is a hot boobie gal since Rouge the Bat and Lara Croft, and yet, Trixie's also a whore! As his dad, his dad is a freaking idiot!!!!!!!
Timmy wanted to date him, but Remi showed up, and thus began the big date... OR TERROR!
And the Fairly Odd Parents is the worst show ever in history.
[edit] Filmography
In 2222, he went to Fairy World and become a star in movies and TV shows:
[edit] 2007
[edit] 2006
[edit] 2005
[edit] Terrorist
He broke only a penny. And started to have no fairy godparents. Niggerlodeon cancelled The Fairly Oddparents, but had a TV show, Timmy TV.
He went back to his phsyco mode. He lead up his friends, George W. Bush, Cosmo & Wanda, Satan, Tom Cruise & Jack Thompson to destroy the world like Transformers did.
[edit] TV Show
Let's seeeeeeee. Okay, Timmy is an average kid, that no-one understands. His mom, his dad, and his psychotic babysitter Vicky always giving him commands. Doom and gloom up in his room, when suddenly and instantly, he met these floaty little fish who grant his every wish, for in reality, they are his odd parents, fairly odd parents (And yes i said odd and not god. It's the title of the TV show, dumbass, even though in the TV show, he still calls them god parents which makes absolutely no sense). They have wands and wings and floaty crowny things. Odd parents fairly odd parents. Really, a goose, a rubber hot rod. Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake birthday cake, large fries and a chocolate shake (yes, it makes perfect sense. thanks for asking.) at the end of this ditty that begins the show, Vicky says "yeah right" to which her head is promptly turned into a random oddity, such as a fishbowl.
That's his TV Show.
[edit] Weapons for Phsycoligy
- Shotgun
- Knife
- Arson
- Bazooka
- Thunderstorm
- Hitler
- Evil Pizza
- Somebody
- Flagpole
- Black Hole
- Hurricane
- 9/11 Attacks
- Gay Sex (PLUS SOME ORGIES ARE YOUR SHIPPING & HANDLING!) (Only 700 Times a day)
[edit] His Team
- Cosmo & Wanda
- Mr. Denzel Crocker
- Trixie Tang
- Jimmy Neutron
- Ren & Stimpy
- Dr. Rabbit
- Dr. Robotnik
- Nickelodeon
- Butch Hartman
- Danny Phantom
- Me
- Spongebob Squarepants
[edit] See Also
