Tiverton
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Tiverton is a small republic located in South West England. It is the administrative centre for the Mid Devon district.
It's name is derived from 'The Town on Two Fords' or 'Twy-Ford-Ton' - 'Twyverton'. It was recorded in the doomsday book, and settlement in the area dates back to the Stone-Age as do most of its inhabitants. Tiverton is well known for chaviness and they have a large chav population. One of the main people involved in the chavvy activities is Joey Babbage, who makes Tiverton a very dangerous place.
Massive inbreeding has affected the local population causing a half-breed similar to the Hobbit creatures from popular folklore to become the dominant species. Whilst a friendly and mainly harmless people when mixing with their own kind, outsiders who can't adapt to local customs are ostracized and held in Tiverton Castle for breeding, or if they are over 5ft tall, expelled to the borders.
In olden times Tiverton was famous for its crack trade, but now it is only famous as being the greatest town in the world.
There are many weird and wonderful things to be seen in Tiverton,such as a young boy named tom who used to have sex with the livestock at market including a train in the local museum. This is odd principally because there is no rail link to Tiverton. It is thought to have been stolen and impounded there after local folk thought it posed a threat to the native species, the tractor.
Tiverton has also got a large bus station, which only goes to bradninch, it was build by Richard de Redvers who wanted a way to get rid of chavs, but the problem was that more chavs came than left
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[edit] Nightlife
The over eighteeys in the past have gathered at People's Park but recent police activity has seen the gatherings move from here to the public toilets at Lowman Green. Mid Devon Council's response to this was to take away the large bench that was used by the grannys. It is not uncommon to find torn used condoms and empty bottles of Vodka littering this area in the morning. A massive cleanup usually takes place and anything found is dumped in the Exe including hung over 13 year olds. Joey Babbage is also involved in making Tivertons nightlife so dangerous, he is the cause for the split between the Tivertonians and the Polish!
one other common night time activity is hunting trevor maunder this goes down well with all the locals
[edit] Shopping
Tiverton is AMAZING The town's most modern shopping facillities have been a development of a new Tesco. The hype surrounding this new development was only met with misery as it offered nothing the older one had, and many Tivertonians were disappointed when the one remaining escalator in the town was banished.
Marks and Sparks came to Tiverton recently which aroused such excitement among the elderly that the Tiverton Hospital couldn't cope with the increased epidemic of heart failure .
[edit] Entertainment
The Tivoli has re-opened boys now joey babbage has something else to do on a friday nite instead of assulting people
[edit] Celebrity Culture
having lived in tiverton for a considerable time I have come to realize we are praised with a good many celebs. One is Lee German for instance, a local skag addict who everybody knows and lives in a caravan and recently had one of his windows put thru.
Tiverton has come to be the home of many wrongens them also being celebrities amongst the family in which tiverton lies. but on the other side of things it also attracted a family of scousers which lurk in the grounds of the ghetto cowleymoor and are all everso sketchy and completely insane!
[edit] Sport
Tiverton is home to the greatest football team on the planet TIVY TOWN. Tivy currently have former rangers player Chris Vinnicombe in their team He's a living legend.
