Togepi
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Togepi is a pokemon, no matter what you think. Not much is known about this little critter, except what that know-it-all computer thing Ash has says.
[edit] Biography
After a long battle between Ash, Misty, and Brock, and Team Rocket for a gynormous egg, Misty beat Ash out of the way, and got Togepi to look at her first. Togepi, being half-duck, half-pokemon, half-robot, and three-quarters pasta, followed her around, forcing Misty to take care of it.
Since Misty doesn't let anyone look at it closely, we must assume that there was something unusual about the pair. They are often gone in night shoots of the hit reality show Pokemon. Some argue that this is because Misty is a girl, and must sleep separately than the guys so that the TV show's permit isn't broken. But we know otherwise. Some kind of weird, perverted pokesex must be going on.
In the beginning of season five, Togepi evolves into Togetic, due to an assassination attempt. It then ditches Misty and stays in the Mirage Kingdom forever with as horde of Togepi that somehow appear there. Misty always will miss her egg friend. That is, until she stole another bike.
No one knows why the hell Togepi actually wanted to stay in the Mirage Kingdom, but many believe that is because it found the princess hotter than dawn and wanted to do naughty things with her. Knowing this infuriated Misty. The episoad was actually 45 minutes long, but was only aired in japan. Just after the end credits of the American show, Misty stabs a guy because he would not give her his bike and she rode over back to the Mirage kingdom. Once she found the princess, togepi was taking pornographics of her. Misty then nuetered the princess and set the kingdom on fire. Togepi now is a resident of Iraq, helping terrists.
[edit] Stats of Togepi
- Sex: Yes please. Oh wait, you mean Togepi's gender? It's undetermined, but most think that it is male.
- HP: What the hell does this stand for? Having pot? Togepi happens to be drug-free.
- Attacks: Every once in a while, Togepi claps its hands and says something annoying until something asplodes while everyone wonders why the hell it a sploded.
- Identification: It is always in its eggshell. This is because Misty is just too stupid to hit it with a hammer so that everyone can know what's under the egg.
- Current Residence: Unknown, because Misty's lap seems to be occupied doing naughty things for bikes. However, Togepi should still be in the Mirage Kingdom, helping other Togepi, or whatever the hell it's doing there. But after Misty burned the mirage kingdom 4 monthes ago, Togepi moved on to become a citizen of Iraq, where it supports terrists and often helps them.
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