Togo
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| Motto (official): "TOGO TOGO TOGO TOGO"
Motto (unofficial): "TOGO!!!" | |||||
| National Anthem: TOGO SONG | |||||
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| Official language | TOGO-ESE | ||||
| Capital | LOMÉ | ||||
| Government | TOGO TOGO TOGO RULES! | ||||
| President | Togo, TOGO togo TOGO togo | ||||
| National Hero | TOGO TOGO TOGO | ||||
| Independence | TOGO, 1999 | ||||
| Currency | TOGO | ||||
| Religion | TOGO, DISEMBOWELLING. | ||||
“Togo or not Togo - is that a country?”
~ William Shakespear on Togo
“Yeah Man, Togo”
~ An Average Western-European on TOGO
“You stea fom China!”
~ Chinaman
TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO, TOGO TOGO TOGO, TOGO.
VISIT TOGO IT IS GOOD! WE HAVE MANY THINGS FOR YOU. YOU CAN BUY WIFE, COUSIN, YOU CAN EAT WELL - WIFE COUSIN!
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[edit] History
TOGO OLD COUNTRY, MUCH HISTORY! TOGO SO OLD WE FORGET WHAT WE TALK ABOUT!
[edit] Geography
TOGO!!! TOGO HAS LAND! TOGO HAS MAPS TOO! YOU COME TO TOGO. WE NOT KILL YOU TOO BAD.
[edit] Climate
TOGO HAVE SUNNY WEATHER! MUCH HEAT MAKE TOGO PEOPLES DANCE IN CRAZY HAPPINESS!
[edit] Flora and fauna
TOGO HAVE NOT MANY LION NOW! ALSO OTHER ANIMAL IN TOGOLAND, AND PLANTLIFE!
[edit] Cities
TOGO NOW HAS OWN CAPITAL CITY! TOGO CITY IS GOOD AND HAS MANY PEOPLES! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND GOOD NOW!
[edit] Economy
TOGO EAT HEADS! TOGO SELL FOR GOOD MONEY! TOGO IS PROSPEROS AND HAS MANY DOLLARS!
[edit] Politics and government
TOGO HAS DEMOCRACY! TOGO NOT KILL PEOPLE TOO MUCH WHEN ELECTION GO WRONG WAY! TOGO JUNTA RULE WITH GENTLE FIST OF IRON! TOGO!
[edit] Military
TOGO STRONG! TOGO BRAVE! TOGO MUCH MIGHTIER WITH LARGE WEAPONRY! YOU COME TO TOGOLAND NOW, SEE TOGO ARMY MARCH IN MIGHTY PARADE!
[edit] Culture
[edit] People
TOGO CUT YOU UP IF YOU LOOK FUNNY! TOGO EAT YOU TOO! TOGO HAS FORGIVEN CUTURE!
[edit] Language
TOGO SPEAK TOGO! TOGO METRICPOLITAN! TOGOS SPEAK MANY LANGUAGES! TOGO MUG YOU IN ALL TONGUES!
[edit] Sports
TOGO KILL YOU QUICK! TOGO MUG YOU QUICKER! TOGO PLAY FOOTBALL HOOLIGANISM!
[edit] Music
TOGO POUND ROCKS GOOD!
[edit] Keyboards
ALL TOGO KEYBOARDS ARE BROKEN SO THAT CAPS LOCK IS PERMANENTLY ON111111111
ALSO, JAZZ!
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