Tomaco
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“It tastes like Grandma!”
~ Ralph Wiggum on Tomaco
“Mmmmmmm.... (blaaaaaaank)....”
~ Homer Simpson on every food ever, even tomaco.
Tomaco, first accidentially grown by the Jamestown settlers in an attempt to kill two birds with one stone and grow food and smokeables, is a cross between a tomato and tobaco. Though one wouldn't suspect it, tomaco has left a huge mark on history, mostly by making people vomit after eating it. Because of this and its addictive qualities, it has been used in biological warfare against the Canada army during World War II and a half. Victims of this form of biological warfare find they can't stop eating this crap, and then they suddenly die when they realize they've been eating tar for weeks. Shown left is a victim of tomaco addiction. Notice the glazed look in his eyes. Or if you can't noticed a glazed look in his eyes, that's okay too. His eyes are little dots, anyway.
[edit] The Great Tomaco Famine
In 1849, the world over, particularly Ireland and some other countries in that general area, suffered what has been called The Great Tomaco Famine. Really... it was great. People had a fun time.
