Tony Romo

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As you can see, Tony Homo is trying to touch him self. HE IS GAY!!!!!!.

Tony Homo (born January 2, 2006) is a Brett Favre wannabe. He was cloned from Favre's DNA to become the Packers QB after Favre would retire in 2190. Tony Romo was stolen by the Dallas Cowboys who had to kill a quarterback from Eastern Illinois University with the same name. Romo wears number nine. This symbolizes the number of dicks he wishes he had and wishes he could suck on all of them at the same time.

[edit] Beginnings in Dallas

Drew Bledsoe sucked so much ass that Parcells started Romo in week 6. His first pass in the NFL was a 400 yard bomb that hit Jessica Simpson in the face. Romo had quickly bcome the most overrated quarterback in NFL history. He had finished the season that year with 21.7 completions,56 yards and -3 touchdowns. He also had a completion percentage of 107% and led the NFL in handjobs by a teammate with 26. He was also second in blowjobs behind only Tom Brady.Tony Romo did not let his teammates pleasure him becuase he was gay. The only reason he let them wank him off is because he thought it felt really good. I mean seriously, who wouldn't take a handy by a bunch of 6'5 300 pound black dudes?

[edit] 2006 Playoffs

Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys had made it to the Superbowl before Bill Belichick raided the scoreboard and stats. As a result of this Tony Romo and the Cowboys had to wear Bears Uniforms with Bears names solely for the purpose of losing to the Colts and make Peyton Manning feel happy for the first time in his life. The next day Tony Romo committed suicide.

[edit] 2007 Season

The next season, Romo came back to life and decided to become gay, befreinding his new boyfreind Jessica Simpson, who turned out to be Tony Romo in diguise. This set up the basis for the cowboys 13-3 record. The Cowboys decided to 0wn all fucking n00bs in their way, yet they only lost to the teams who exceeded them in gayness, such as the Patriots. Favre described the Cowboys as "so gay you have to let them win or they'll come to get you in your sleep". This is the reason why Brett Favre and the Packers purposely lost to the Cowboys along with all of the other 12 teams defeated by the Cowboys.

[edit] 2007 Playoffs

In Romo's first game in the 2007 playoffs Romo and the Cowboys faced defeat to Eli Manning and the Giants because Eli wanted to rub his fat cock with Tony's fat cock. They rubbed so much cock together that the Giants became the gayest team in the league and went on to beat the gay Patriots.

[edit] 2008

Romo broke the record for consecutive games played while being gay with 214 on September 15, 2008. ROmo had surpassed Tom Brady (213) and Joe Flacco (212) the week before.THen mid season Romo broke his pinky making sweet love to jessica simpson and here sister what ever her name is. later to come back that year and win the superbowl. went on to marry his simpson girl and become queen and king of the world and make everyone play football and sing suck ass music.

[edit] Doubled in Size

A new commercial gives video evidence that Tony Romo has had his size doubled in order to increase his on-field (and off-field) performance. The doubling of his height pumps him up to 12 feet, 4 inches. The troubling factor of this height change is that his weight stayed at 224 pounds. commissioner Roger Goodell has not yet responded to this height change, which is probably illegal. It appears that Romo is hoping no one will notice this change and hopes to pass it off as a late growth spurt. It looks like the Lemon Pepsi Romo consumed caused this massive growth. Coach Wade Phillips also tried to alter his appearance through consumption of Pepsi. However, his weight was doubled instead.

[edit] Records

Are you kidding me? They renamed the NFL record book after Romo.

[edit] Ends in Dallas

After many unsuccessful playoff tries because of Tony arriving hung over, and without semen to rape the other team(which he used up on jessica), and T.O's constant bitching, Tony was kicked in the nuts by an enraged Chuck Norris. His testicles were kicked into his body and acted like bullets piercing many vital organs before exiting through his mouth. Although there has been some disagreement on this, it is a proven fact that no-one will miss him.

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