Topaz
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Topaz is the one and only basic material of topaz making industry. It's chemical composition is too hard to write here, but it's not important anyway, because the one and only thing what can be made from topaz, is topaz. From 10 mgs of raw topaz can be made 10,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mgs of noble topaz, so someone cpould think that topaz industral activities threaten the Earth with the suffusion of noble topaz. But the weight difference is as little as the time necessary for suffusing 1 mm2 of flat area with noble topaz powder what is atom-widely, is three million times more than the lifetime of our Universe.
The topaz is a mineral. It can be radioactive somewhen, what is so surprising, as radios somehow can't be topazactive. Noble topaz can be used for almost absolutely nothing, except eating, if someone likes eating minerals.
"What we know about topaz in other regards, are not else than a lot positivenesses. The topaz doesn't use machines, and doesn't build these kinda things either, it has no nerves, so can't show "civilised" behaviour: doesn't make the auto radion roar, doesn't celebrate The Day of Topaz Pridefulness, it doesn't hedge, doesn't wallow in the paddle, doesn't manage pop bands, and doesn't cut off the rain forests."
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[edit] Other vital infos about topaz
- Main article: Other vital infos about topaz.
[edit] Other meritious infos 'bout topaz
In effect, not too many. But ...
[edit] Topáz-mine
Topáz allegedly mined in topaz mines, and that's why it is called "topaz". If it had been mined in diamond mines, it would be called diamond, if it had been mined in iron mines, it would be called iron, if it had been mined in tin mines, than it would be called tin, if it had been mined in gold mines, than it would be called gold, if it had been mined in silver mines, than it would be called silver ... and so on. A'propos, if it had been mined in bauxite mines, than it would be called aluminium.
[edit] The colour of topaz
By the way, the colour of the tropaz is brown.
[edit] Correspondences between the geological scaled changes in the chemical constitution of topaz and the decreasing of the avarage daily quantity of the global tomato harvest of 2008
In 2007 an industrial tomato-researcharer from New Zeland, Dr. Varry Clever, published an effective treatise titled "Correspondences between the geological scaled changes in the chemical constitution of topaz and the decreasing of the avarage daily quantity of the global tomato harvest of 2008", in what he showed that, between the geological scaled changes in the chemical constitution of topaz and the decreasing of the avarage daily quantity of the global tomato harvest of 2008 there are anything but the least of all of these is significal correspondence. The conclusion of this innovative treatise about the correspondences between the geological scaled changes in the chemical constitution of topaz and the decreasing of the avarage daily quantity of the global tomato harvest of 2008 was so shocking to scientific public opinion, and give extremely massive swing to researching this area, i. e. researching correspondency between the geological scaled changes in the chemical constitution of topaz and the decreasing of the avarage daily quantity of the global tomato harvest of 2008. At about thirty other treatise discussed just the further question that does the significance coeffient changes, if some word in the title of the original treatise - namely, Correspondences between the geological scaled changes in the chemical constitution of topaz and the decreasing of the avarage daily quantity of the global tomato harvest of 2008 - are changed by systematic deletion, or by permutating them by the art of combinatorics.
Some other treatise titles were e.g.:
- Correspondences between the geological scaled tomato harvest in the chemical constitution of topaz and the decreasing of the avarage daily quantity of the global changes of 2008 or
- Correspondences of 2008 between the chemical scaled changes in the geological constitution of tomato and the decreasing of the avarage daily quantity of the global topaz harvest vagy
- Changes between the geological scaled decreasing in the chemical constitution of topaz and the avarage daily tomato quantity of the global correspondence harvest of 2008 stb.
Etc.
[edit] Topaz in pop culture
- Baby, your eyes are shining / above all, / Like the prettiest, smartest topaz ring, / Let me to cut them / in the dining hall / For letting your eyes to share me the miring.
- (Marilin Hanson: Topaz Industrial Song).
- Babyah if you won't be mine, / I'll eat topaz for worse and better, / But if yah at last will be mine, / We'll eat it endlessly together.
- (Britanny Sprees: Topaz)
