Grand Theft Auto: Toronto
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Grand Theft Auto: Greater Toronto Area is the seventh installment of the Grand Theft Auto series. It is the first game of the series that has a female main character. You play as Jane Finch, a gangsta girl who lives in the Toronto ghetto of North York. Your goal is to start out as a street level marijuana dealer and then rise your way through Toronto's criminal ranks to become the crime queen of the city. Do missions for drug dealers, bikers, corrupt cops and politicians to further your own goals. Betray people on your climb to the top of the Toronto crime world. Many side missions including gang warfare, drug dealing, and pimping. These side missions can be used to raise more money for better weapons and cars (of course you can easily steal these).
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[edit] Characters
[edit] Jane Finch
The main character of the game. Lives in Brampton but eventually buys a mansion in Mississauga after becoming crime queen of the Greater Toronto Area. She starts out as a low level protitute that has to work for Patrick Craig Smith for less than decent pay. She eventually kills her pimp in a moment of extreme ecstasy. She engages in pimping, dope dealing, extortion, gambling, and contract killings. As the daughter of a pimp and a crack whore, Jane was exposed to violence and crime from an early age, she witnessed her parents beat the shit out of one another and learned that violence was an acceptable way to solve problems. Jane ran with a street gang as a child and learned more about fighting and killing. She also learned that pimping and selling dope were good ways to make a living. She plans on leaving North York to expand her drug clientele. She later hooks up with Rex Dale, a gangbanger from Ghettobicoke. The first words uttered from his mouth were:"No good will come of this". Despite being from different turfs, Jane and Rex soon find out they have a lot in common and decide to join forces in order to satisfy each others primal urges (sexually) and to take over the city.
[edit] Rex Dale
Jane's boyfriend and partner in crime. You get to play as Rex through certain parts of the game and he and Jane get to do many missions together. Many of them involve drive-by shootings with Rex driving and Jane pulling the trigger. Had a similar upbringing to Jane. Grew up in the notorious Jamestown region of the city and ran with street gangs throughout his youth. His mother was a hooker and he never knew who is father was. He meets up with Jane and the two join forces in order to take over Toronto. Rex is the only GTA:GTA playable character in the game other then Jane. He can be used in two player mode when Rex and Jane do a free roam around the city. Originally a Jamestown Crip, he is betrayed by his homies when it is found out he is dating Jane. Jane and Rex later destroy his former gang in a bloody shootout.
[edit] Don Mills
Local corrupt cop. You do many missions for him taking out rival gangs in a deal for amnesty. He later hooks you up with a police car and allows you to pull people over on the 401 for speeding and extort money out of them.
[edit] Sgt. John Garland
Local military officer. Like Officer Mills, he will use unorthodox methods to purge the city of criminals whom he refers to as enemy combatants even if it means using other criminals to do the dirty work. Provides Jane and Rex with a tank which they later use to level Scarborough.
[edit] Glen Erin
Local millionaire, lives in a mansion that you eventually have to take over and turn into a grow house/meth lab. Early on you do missions for him like shooting up the Toronto stock exchange, running over the neighbor's dog who keeps crapping on his lawn, and returning his porno tapes while being chased by angry Mormons and random Pakistanis.
David Bowie also appears in this game so he can have several asongs in the game and to be one the gang members in the game.
[edit] Rival Gangs
- Wiggers: A group of 13 year olds from Mississauga and Oakville, all from middle and upperclass familes. A typical wigger wears jersesys 3 times to big for them, shorts that go to their ankles and a yankees hat. They are not a threat but they will skateboard around the mall and shot profanaties at random people., annoying store owners and old people everywhere.
- Heaven's Devils: Local motorcycle gang. Jane and Rex fight them over drug turf and eventually end up working for Officer Mills to help bring down the gang. They don't do it for a good cause though, and only open up the city's drug market to themselves.
- Jamestown Crips: Rival group of gangstas from Etobicoke. A small street level gang. Are mostly destroyed in the Jamestown Shootout mission.
- Godstone Ganstaz: A bunch of white and asian guys who think they're tough. Hang around at Fairview Mall and terrorize the locals, especially morons who go to Yorkland, the local bankrupt private Christian school.
- Regent Park Boys: Another group of gangstas from Regent Park. They are also rivals with the Jamestown Crips. They are destroyed during the shootout downtown against Jane, Rex, and Don.
- Btown's Finestz: A group of gangstas that had relocated to Brampton once they were forced to be evicted from the slums of North York. They were pissed off to live with niggers every day.
- Tdot Tiggaz: Notorious tamil gang located in west Toronto. Their goal is to eliminate every other gang and take over Toronto's curry trade. Leader of this gang is known as RGJ. His enemy is MSA.
- Moscow Mafiya: A gang in East Toronto that hails from Russia. Their goal is to wipe out all other gangs in Toronto, & the police force, so that a new Russian state can be established in Canada. They carry some pretty heavy weaponry.
- Oakville Brownstains: Immigrant gang that has control of most of the western GTA and multiply throughout the game unless you deal with them early on. This gang can also buy out your businesses and turn them into curry factories. Often confused with the Jameswtown Crips as they tend to dress and act just like black people.
- JLA: A crew of South Asians that hail from East York, who reside in Crescent Town. Facing JL-CT might make you rivals with other East York gangs such as Gerrrard Streets G-St., MFA, Donlands D-Block, and Throncliffes T-Park.
- Faggot Rollers: A rival tamil gang from South Markham whose home turf is the notorious Middlefield Collegiate Institute in Markham. They like to start beef with random gangs including the Tdot Tiggaz. Their leader, Lucky Luck lives at 50 Clifton Court and can be reached at (905) 294-0235
- Leafs Fans: Although technically a wing of the Faggot Rollers, the Leafs Fans spend most of their time being douchebags and waiting for 40 years for stuff to happen.
- Tough Taven Gang: A group of villains, bad guys, supervillains, Americans, and American Robots. They are a group of crooks who hang in a hive of scum and villanery. Their logo is a knife in a beach ball. They are lead by Pimpmaster Torg
[edit] Missions
- Selling Drugs in the annex
- Pimping
- Drive by Shootings
- Breaking into unlocked houses and stealing there wisky's
- Shootouts in Jamestown and downtown
- Scarborough Tank Rampage
- Subway Slaughter
- Mass Transit Massacre
- Tim Hortons driveby
- SkyDome shootout and kidnapping the Blue Jays for ransom
- Queen's Candy shop
- Kill the managers of Canadian Tire.
- The Great Toronto Riot
- Blowing the Shit out of stuff
- Pacific Mall Bombing
- Bathurst Street Battle
- CN Tower suicide fall
- Going to a strip club and watching strippers not get NAKED
- Assassination of David Miller and members of city council
- bungie jump off of the CN
- Niagra Falls Suicide
- Nuke Buffalo, New York
[edit] Vehicles
There are many vehicles in Toronto that you can commandeer. There are hundreds of vehicles that you can chose from. They include ambulances, firetrucks, airplanes, speedboats, 18 wheelers, buses, tanks, and monster trucks. Also included are all types of cars from Toyota Echos to Lincoln stretch limosines.
[edit] List of Vehicles in GTA: Toronto
- Beck Taxi
- TTC Streetcar
- Chrysler K-Car
- 2003 Honda Civic
- Dodge Grand Caravan
- Dodge Caravan
- Toyota Echo
- Chevrolet Corvette
- Porsche 9/11
- DMC DeLorean
- McLaren F1
- Mercury Topaz
- Lamborghini
- Lada Riva
- Ferrari
- Cadillac Escalade
- Chevrolet Impala
- School Bus
- Metro Transit Bus
- Bicycle
- 1978 Pontiac Trans Am
- Sanchez
- Seagrave fire truck
- Skateboard
- Reefer
- Mafiya Lada Riva
- Dodge Charger Daytona
- Plymouth Road Runner (comes with Grue)
- 18 Wheels of Steel
- The Viking 1 (visiting earth to help the crimminal activities of the Americans) kill him and he becomes a car
- 1973 Cadillac Eldorado pimpmobile
- Saint John's Ambulance
- Ford Crown Victoria (police car)
- 2004 Pontiac GTO (super police car)
- Chevy Step Van (S.W.A.T. van)
- Ford Crown Victoria (R.C.M.P. unmarked car)
- HLVW army truck
- Leopard C1 tank
- CF 431 Snowbird (works once then falls apart in midair)
- CH-146 police helicopter
- CH-146 attack helicopter
- CF-18 fighter jet
- Cadillac Eldorado aka the Pimpmobile
- Toyota Celica
- Zamboni
- Auto
- Hindustan Motors
- A chariot led by a team of four Vietnamese prostitutes
[edit] Unlockable cars
- Lamborghini Diablo (super police car)
- Armored Pontiac Trans Am
- 1974 Ford Falcon XB (Mad Max Interceptor)
- Peterbilt 346 snowplow
- Dragster
- Subaru Impreza WRX STi rally car
- Chevrolet Corvette Le Mans race car
- KITT
- Monster Truck
- The Waffen SS
- Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
- Banana Car
- TruckaSaurus
- KrAZ-6322 army truck
- Possum Van
- Lada Niva armored vehicle
- TTC 1938 Transit Bus (Still in service!)
- TTC Subway Train (Can be used for mini-games)
- Two Cows
- Gay Van
- Flying Delorean
- Landspeeder
- Speeder Bike
- Jurrasic Park Hummer
- Batmobile
- Airspeeder
- Podracer
- Snowspeeder
- Popemobile
[edit] Soundtrack
Grand Theft Auto: Toronto, unlike the Other GTA games, has only one Radio station with just 36 songs on it. They are listed Below:
in order-
- Rush - 2112
- The Guess Who - Running Back To Saskatoon
- Madonna - Like a Prayer
- David Bowie - Modern Love
- Pink Floyd - The Wall
- Blondie - Heart of Glass
- Celine Dion - Your Heart Will Go On
- Lipps Inc - Funkytown
- Supertramp - Logical Song
- Rod Stewart - Maggie May
- REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore
- C+C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
- Aerosmith - Sweet Emotions
- Scorpians - Rock You Like A Hurricane
- Hall & Oats - Your Making My Dreams Come True
- Haddaway - What is Love
- Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love
- Testament - Trial by Fire
- Triumph - Fight The Good Fight
- Pantera - Shattered
- Elvis Pressly - Burning Love
- Love Fist - The Number of the Breast
- Beyonce - Naughty Transexual
- Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face (And a New Hair Style)
- Love Fist - Chin Stainer
- Megadeth - Last Rites/Loved to Deth
- Destinys Child - 8 Days of Christmas, 9 days of pain
- Motorhead - Underkill
- Hall & Oats - Out of Touch
- Hall & Oats - Private Eyes
- Black Eyed Peas - Pump it or feel my fist
- Hall & Oats-Rich Girl
- U2 - New Years Day
- Exodus - War is Never Going to be My Shepherd
- Slayer - South of Heaven
- REM - The One I Love
- Tom Petty - Refugee
- Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit
- Madonna -Holiday
- David Bowie -Changes
- REO Speedwagon-Take it on the Run
- Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody
- U2-One
- David Bowie/Queen -Pressure
- David Bowie -Space Oddity
- Moby -Everytime You Touch Me
[edit] Cheats
(on P.C edition only)
GetOnTheGo - Spawns a go bus.
SpareSomeChange - $1 000 000.
GetBackInTheCloset - Turns off gay pride parade.
TakeTheCar - Spawns a TTC bus.
GoddamnSwedes - Turns everything in your safe house into IKEA furniture
RoadsArentSafe - Makes your character Chinese. You will also teleported to Pacific Mall.
SonyStyle - Makes your character japanese.
s0konMYcock - Makes everyone in the game naked.
Rexthedog - Makes Rex into mans best friend.
Opium - The screen becomes blurry as though the main character is on Drugs.
UziBY - Gives you every Weapon beginning with Y, for example, Yotgun, Yaseball bat, Yildo .ect.
hoUsebytheS33 - Unlocks Every Property, including the bonus 'Cardboard Box' save point.
8littleKids - Play as Akon. Also Peds go crazy and will attack you at random without warning.
LMAO_KWL_N0ob - Enables the 'World of Warcraft' Minigame.
WoodcockC - Play as Jizz Torrent, from the most certainly not made-up, Vice City band 'Love Fist'.
HydraPlease - Spawns a Pickup-Truck.
123FakeC4rLLLLLLLLLLLL - Spawns a 'Ford Mondeo'.
Y_M_C_A - Play as Cowboy from 'The Warriors'.
imcaughtinamosh - Play as Scott Ian, From 'Anthrax'.
Traintrax - Unlocks the NWA t-shirt with a naked nun on the front. Has nothing to do with trains.
SauceyK4tporN - Spawns the Pornmobile, the fastest vehicle in the game.
hugeRIP0FFhelicopterFAILURE - Spawns a CH-146 helicopter. If you save the game after entering this cheat you will lose some of your saved data. And you might get anal-probed in the game by a mafia-member.
Plow3mDown - Spawns a Peterbilt 346 snowplow.
w4tch0UT5ucK4z - Spawns a Leopard C1 tank.
1HaZana1r5h0wBOOoYa - Spawns a CF-18 fighter jet.
BLOWTHEBLOODYDOORSOFFRIGHTNOWYOUCUN7 - Unlocks the chicken costume. When in the costume your health doubles and your ammo doubles also.
ohg0dYEAH - The chick with big boobs on the game's cover will suck your cock. May cause the game to crash.
gahyNeRDNERDNERDNERDGAY - Opens gay sex minigame in command promp.
JuiceIsbannannannan4a - All cars turn green and when you get in a car the wheels fall off.
xxIamNottbLACkex - Turns all peds into Michael Jackson look-alikes.
PhartKVLT - Play as Gaahl from 'Gorgoroth'. This cheat also unlocks all weapons aswell as the bonus 'inverted cross' weapon. May cause the game to freeze or the disk to fly out the console into the depths of hell.
ScarboroughRapist - Play as Paul Bernardo.
[edit] Side Missions
GTA: Toronto has various side missions including police, ambulance and fire missions. You also can engage in side missions such as Monster Truck rallies, dirt bike races (on the Sanchez dirt bike), and stock car races. You can also do drug deliveries to Regent Park, Jamestown, and your home turf of North York after you take care of rival gangs. You start off by selling weed and eventually graduate to selling shrooms, then ecstasy, acid, and then finally crack and crystal meth. Toronto has a large hobo population to keep you in business.
Another side mission is pimping. Rex drives down Jarvis collecting hookers, both male and female by offering them large sums of money and killing rival pimps. You can then drop off hookers at various points in the city and later pick them up and collect your pay. The hooker side missions are not available until Jane buys the Bridle Path mansion. To do the pimping missions, just get a 1973 Cadillac Eldorado pimpmobile or any other vehicle in the "Pimpmobile" category. Later in the game you are able to buy a large house in Mississauga to use as a rub-and-tug.
[edit] Zanta
Local street urchin and stupidhero. Zanta is an unlockable side mission in which the objective is to make an ass of yourself and be banned from every part of the city (like Zanta cares). Special objectives include most push-ups performed in the middle of the road, most gargled utterances of YES YES YES, pathetic attempts to salvage a wasted life and most pedestrians offended. This makes Zanta the least cool character in the game, bar none.
[edit] See also
| Grand Theft Auto | ||
| Games | ||
| The Lost Games | Lego Island | Cosmo | Poop City | Tatooine | Television City | Television City 2 | Television City 3 - The Wrath Of Dob | Borat vs Bush | |
| Grand Theft Auto III era | III | San Andreas | Advance | San Andreas Stories | |
| Grand Theft Auto: We're Running Out of Ideas era | New Zealand | Toronto | Hill Valley | Theft Under A Thousand | Sunnyvale Trailer Park | Baghdad | Beirut | New Orleans | Vatican City | Vatican City Stories | Springfield | Australia | Antarctica | Grand Theft Auto: Nickelodeon City | Grand Theft Auto: Weinerville | Grand Theft Auto: Nick Rebellion | Grand Theft Auto: Somalia | |
| Currently in Production | Afghanistan | Baghdad Stories | Germany | Heaven | Jerusalem | Norway | Philippines | Santiago | Venice | |
| Non-canonical | Grand Theft Audio | Grand Theft Election: Bush v. Gore | |
