Torture Squad: Relish the Pain!

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Torture Squad: Relish the Pain! is an action/rpg video game created by the sick-minded employees at Nintendo for the Nintendo DS. Having excellent sales in the U.S., the game also made a major appearance in France under the name, "Blood Bleeder!" The French prime minister (or whoever rules that country) was quoted as saying, "[the game] made us feel less like weenies". Game critics have declared this game incredibly satisfying to the dark desires of their hearts of stone, and intensely realistic. Fresh Tomatoes gave it a rave review of 99.999999/10.

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"Torture Squad" is playable for many ages. In the beginning it determines who you are in the game via "Animal Crossing: Wild World"-esque questions. For example, you might end up playing as a neighborhood stalker, school student rampager, or military official gone wrong. You start with limited victims and tools of torture, but as you progress and gain experience, you get a wider variety of personalities, races and genders to torture. You can also use stolen money to buy new and more evil tools of destruction, like chainsaws and poison darts.

There is also a little known God mode wherein you can make a person to your liking, name him/her, dress him/her, and destroy him/her.

The game is currently rated Mature Audiences, but there are rumors of the sequel, "Torture Squad 2: Chitty Chitty Death Bang" being rated around Adults Only for drug references.

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This article is based on the Désencyclopédian text Torture Squad, made freely available to French-speaking wildebeest gnus under the GFDL.

Loads of fun! I was cutting up this gay guy and he said, "You're getting blood all over my $900 suit! OW!" lol hilarious! 9.2/10 - President Bush, IGN.com