Totally Spies
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“Yes, I would like to just watch some of this "television" that you speak of, Time Traveller. Oh... Oh god, NO! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!”
~ Thomas Jefferson on Totally Spies
“Yeah, I'd spy that.”
~ James Bond on Totally Spies
“They're NOT real spies!!”
~ Sam Fisher on Totally Spies
~ Prissy Girl on Totally Spies
Totally Spies is an animated television program imported from Japan-France in the late 1990's about 3 teenage spies from Beverly Hills.
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[edit] TV series
After two seasons, 380 episodes, 15 years in television and 30 years in comics in Japan, Totally Spies was aired in the United States from August of 1999 to October of 1999. It appears on Cartoon Network between Cracked Out: Weird Animated Series and Title: The Subtitle. The show spans the globe and, by the end of the series, the outer rim of the Andromeda Galaxy. In Japan, the show is known as Dragonball Super Happy Fun Time Sunshine Smileyface. It has been nominated for 8 Emmys in sound editing and 2 People's Choice Awards in "Underlying Meaning". Sadly, it was beaten out by several other shows nobody's ever heard of, including a few shows that didn't deserve them.
[edit] Counterpoint, by the Prissy Girl
AAAAAAAAA!!! I hate those "Totally Spies"! Just because they have their own show, that means they can be the queens of the high school? THAT DOG WON'T HUNT, MONTSIGNOR! I have just the plan to get rid of those "totally spies", tee hee hee!
[edit] The Story
Totally Spies is a totally hot cartoon that stars the hottest chicks on the planet. No questions asked. But hold it right there! Before you go: "Man what a loser this guy is!", read on.
The spies are on a mission to fight the whole world to defend all sorts of cool things (like video games, short skirts, sex, and plasma TVs) and to fight off the terrorist groups who strive to make said things uncool. Defending all these cool things will make all boys on the planet want to go out with them. YOU CAN GET THOSE BOYS!! I PUT ALL MY FAITH IN YOU!! YOU ROCK!! I LOVE YOUUU!!
[edit] Counterpoint, by the Prissy Girl
AAAAAAAAA!!! How did they find out that I was going to rig the prom election???!!! Oh, that's right, they're spies. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! Well, when the prom comes around, they're going to have a little... "slip up"! tee hee hee!
[edit] The Spies
- Samantha: "Brainy Spy". She is the smartest girl alive. She makes Sailor Mercury look like a brain dead hobo. Well, okay she's not that smart. Let's just say that if you're her waiter, you'll get the correct tip. Well, okay she's not that smart. Let's just say that she can recognize shapes and colors. Well, okay she's not that smart. Let's just say you wouldn't want her driving or operating heavy machinery.
- Clover: Also known as "Vanity Spy". A snotty, greedy, bitch... just like guys like 'em.
- Alex: Hey wait, isn't that a boy's name? Who cares, she's hot anyways. Also known as "Sporty Spy". Guess which ethnicity she belongs to, and you win a prize.
- Britney: Also known as the "Sexy Spy". Is an amalgamation of all three hotness factors of the other three. Too bad she was only in two episodes. YOU'LL MAKE IT BRITNEY! I BELIEVE IN YOU!! I LOVE YOUUUU!!!
[edit] Counterpoint, by the Prissy Girl
AAAAAAAAA!!! How did they know about the bear trap on the dance floor????!!! I can't stand Samantha, Clover, Alex, and whoever she is!! They're such perfect little bitches! Well, I know how to take care of their social lives, once and for all! tee hee hee!
[edit] A Mathematical Explanation
The hotness of these spies can be summed up into a few simple formulas:
which brings us to the entire equation:
What am I thinking? I can't let these girls be associated with math! I'M SORRY GIRLS!! YOU'RE MY FRIENDS!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!
[edit] Counterpoint, by the Prissy Girl
AAAAAAAAA!!! How did they know that I replaced their shampoo with bleach??!?! I can't stand how they strut around with their proper personalities and their skin tight, shiny girly armor! I can't stand how all the boys love them and want to go on dates with them (see above)!!! But this time, they won't escape my predictable-high-school-dramatic-foil-plot! tee hee hee! Where's my sniper rifle?
[edit] The New Series
The second season of the show sent the spies into space for some stupid reason. Don't get me wrong! Totally Spies is always right, I'm just not sure how sending them into space really drives the storyline. Well, anyway, they have 100 episode-long battles with muscular aliens that shoot beams out of their arms. I dunno, maybe the show HAS gone downhill... Nah. I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU GIRLS!! KEEP ON TRUCKIN'!! YOU'RE JUST AS HOT AS EVAH!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
[edit] The Prissy Girl Fell From The Clocktower After A Shootout With Police
AAAAAAAAA!!!
