Touching your nose with your tongue

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“The first day I was able to do this was the greatest day of my life.”

~ Nelson Mandela on Touching your nose with your tongue

The greatest super power known to mankind.

Touching your nose with your tongue is an activity limited to only the most genetically pure Aryan supermen, and people of most other races too. It is believed by many scientists including Dr. Robert Winston to be the pinnacle of human evolution.

1 Techniques
2 Repurcussions
3 Famous examples
4 See Also

[edit] Techniques

The most popular approach to touching your nose with your tongue is to stick your tongue out, curl it upwards, and lick the tip of your nose. As a matter of fact, this is pretty much the only technique.

[edit] Repurcussions

Touching your nose with your tongue is the ultimate action in that it will automatically overshadow any other action that is taking place at the same time. Often, porn movies will vut away from the image of 2 or more people having sex, just to show an 8-year old child sat in the corner, touching his nose with his tongue. At this point, everybody watching is expected to stand up an applaud for the duration of the nose-tongue contact. The BBC will also broadcast an emergency news bulletin if a major public figure has been spotted touching his or her nose with his or her tongue, even if it means interrupting the series finale of Doctor Who.

Anyone who touches their nose with their tongue will also automatically win at chess, Scrabble, Monopoly, Major League Soccer, Gran Turismo 4 and life. Upon their death and arrival in heaven, they will be placed in a special wing accessible only to other nose-touchers and Chuck Norris.