Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette syndrome (also called Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, Gilles de la Tourette syndrome, GTS or, more commonly, simply SHIT FUCK NI-NIPPLE Tourette's or TS) is an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic; these tics characteristically wax and wane. Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, which includes transient and chronic tics.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“What the DONKEY DICK?!!! CRAPPY!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on This article

“Nice to meet you Mrs.CHINK! Sorry, and your husband, Mr.RAT'S COCK!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on This article

Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurSHITological FUCK or BULLSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK BUGFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or BULLSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple SPANK THE MONKEY motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken KRAUT by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FAG DICK CHICKEN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCROTUM utterance of socially DOUCHING objectionable words).

Sesame Street was one of the first GOD DAMMIT television programs to address Tourette's syndrome.
Sesame Street was one of the first GOD DAMMIT television programs to address Tourette's syndrome.

Tourette's is not to be confused with HONKY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying FUCK OFF chronic condition which involves random WIENER disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local COCKSUCKER language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOUCHING FELLATIO of vast AHHH FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGHOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky BOB SAGET souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

Fuck you kid your a faggot! Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck YOU IN THE ASS! I'd Like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Don't forget, the earth was created 4004 BC and fossil evidence is a test of faith! Don't let school pervert you, little children! ;)

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[edit] A FELLATIO Polite Note to the ASS Author:

For those without FRIG comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a WIENER article about Tourette's syndrome.

I am- I am-am- BASTARD I am 17 years old and have ASSFACE Tret Syndrome.ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSWIPE article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as CLUSTER FUCK possible.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you about TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GOD DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can DICK CHICKEN blame television, blame ASSWIPE TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible GREASER thing.
  • The main ASS symptoms of Tourette's are STEVE BALLMER involuntary muscle spasms, or WIENER "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HEIL HITLER! knee DARTH VADER jerk.
  • Tourettes is COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes MASTURBATION children to be bullied at FUCKFACE school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage INBRED sufferers to become ALF manically depressed and NIGGER commit BASTARD suicide.
  • There is no cure, and the BUKKAKE drugs that are available to "calm" the BALLS tics often have adverse HOMO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WETBACK perodol" which caused my entire JIGGABOO body to go numb and BASTARD basically made it worse than BOOBIES it is without the FUCKING A drug.

I am an active member of a CONDOMS tourette syndrome BUGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK swearing" disorder, because it is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more.

I am BOOBIES sorry for BITCH "hi-jacking" your CLIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK this that really EMO annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this FUCKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a HOT GRITS horrible disorder is (not) ASSHAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you for your BIRD IN THE HOUSE time.

Best HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS regards,

Phillip "BASTARD" Baker

[edit] A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of TourettesFUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your MEG capitalist society. wow

Li Chiang TANK MAN Wen

[edit] Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUKKAKE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my MASTURBATION intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of JUMPING JESUS!!! God, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

[edit] A PISS OUT MY ASS warning

Take a seat, right over there
Take a seat, right over there

Having OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette's Syndrome instantly makes you a BONER pedophile, and Chris Hansen will force you to HORSE SHIT come on his show. So try to just keep it PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLES MOMS FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! oh sorry that was a bad one.

[edit] A KEEP Uncyclopedia admin reply


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This article is JIGGABOO funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its PISS ARTIST subject. If you do not find it funny PENIS, it is probably because you are an INBRED HOT GRITS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PENIS If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PISS OFF joke loses its humour MALL SANTA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSFACE ignorant, then you wouldn't have KIKE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. AND A BIG FUCK OFF TO YOU! DOUCHE FUCKING JUMP! ASSWIPE FUCK DONKEY DICK!!!!!
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