Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette syndrome (also called Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, Gilles de la Tourette syndrome, GTS or, more commonly, simply SHIT FUCK NI-NIPPLE Tourette's or TS) is an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic; these tics characteristically wax and wane. Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, which includes transient and chronic tics.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“What the TAMPONS?!!! CRAPFUCKER!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on This article

“Nice to meet you Mrs.ASSHAT! Sorry, and your husband, Mr.TITTIES!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on This article

Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurSHITological FUCK or KNOBJOCKEY neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK RAT'S ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or [EXPLETIVE] vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated INBRED way repeatedly. Multiple GRINGO motor and vocal tics may CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MASTURBATION by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PUSSY WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSFACE utterance of socially SUGARTITS objectionable words).

Sesame Street was one of the first DONGSHOVER television programs to address Tourette's syndrome.
Sesame Street was one of the first DONGSHOVER television programs to address Tourette's syndrome.

Tourette's is not to be confused with SUGARTITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying BITCH chronic condition which involves random RAPE disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DONKEY DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local CHENEY language, VAGINA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN RAT'S COCK of vast AHHH FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGHOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky COCK souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

Fuck you kid your a faggot! Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck YOU IN THE ASS! I'd Like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)

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[edit] A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the DOG SHIT Author:

For those without YID comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUNNILINGUS article about Tourette's syndrome.

I am- I am-am- JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK I am 17 years old and have WANKER Tret Syndrome.ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your TWO-INCH PENIS article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as NIGNOG possible.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you about CLUSTER FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SUCK MY DICK Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can ASSHOLE blame television, blame BALL SACK TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible WILLY WONKA thing.
  • The main WHORE symptoms of Tourette's are FEMADOM involuntary muscle spasms, or ALEX TREBEK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SPANK THE MONKEY knee SHITFUCKER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes INBRED children to be bullied at CHOAD school for INBRED something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ANAL sufferers to become ANAL manically depressed and DOG SHIT commit JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS suicide.
  • There is no cure, and the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP drugs that are available to "calm" the DICK tics often have adverse FROG'S FAT ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire INCEST body to go numb and DICK basically made it worse than CROTCH it is without the FIRECROTCH drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "AY-AY-AY swearing" disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more.

I am ASS sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your RAPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really SHITFACE annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this ASSWIPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a CANNED QUOTE horrible disorder is (not) ORGASM funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you for your DAMN time.

Best CHINK regards,

Phillip "EMO" Baker

[edit] A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of TourettesFUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! capitalist society. wow

Li Chiang ELECTION Wen

[edit] Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMMIT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DONKEY DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of MY COMMUNION WAFER OF God, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

[edit] A PISS OUT MY ASS warning

Take a seat, right over there
Take a seat, right over there

Having MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome instantly makes you a FUCK pedophile, and Chris Hansen will force you to MALARKY come on his show. So try to just keep it PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLES MOMS FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! oh sorry that was a bad one.

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This article is CLUSTER FUCK funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its SHITHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny D'OH, it is probably because you are an INBRED GOD DAMMIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MASTURBATION If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BUTTFUCKER joke loses its humour HITLER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DAMN ignorant, then you wouldn't have PISS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. AND A BIG FUCK OFF TO YOU! EUROIPODS FUCK DAMMIT REDNECK RAT'S COCK!!!!!
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