Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette *fuck it* syndrome (also called Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, Gilles de la Tourette syndrome, GTS or, more commonly, simply The Tour de FRANCE' is *Twathead* an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in *Suck my balls* childhood, characterized by the presence of multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one *arseholevocal (phonic) tic; these tics characteristically wax and wane. Tourette's is defined *wanker* as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, which includes *arse licker* transient and chronic tics.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“What the MOCKIE?!!! FROG!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on This article

“Nice to meet you Mrs.HORSE SHIT! Sorry, and your husband, Mr.FLAMING ASS BADGER!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on This article

Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurSHITological FUCK or GOD BLESS AMERICA neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK FLYING FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple FUCKING motor and vocal tics may SHITSLINGING include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKTARD by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMMIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WIKIPEDIA utterFUCKance of socially SHITFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame Street was one of the first VAGINA television programs to address Tourette's syndrome.
Sesame Street was one of the first VAGINA television programs to address Tourette's syndrome.

Tourette's is not to be confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying WIKIPEDIA chronic condition which involves random FUCK disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BRUSH MA TEETH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local DONKEY PUNCHER language, MASTURBATION and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHAT TITS of vast AHHH FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGHOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky FRIG souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

Fuck you kid your a faggot! Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck YOU IN THE ASS! I'd Like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)

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[edit] A DIPSHIT Polite Note to the BULLSHIT Author:

For those without SAND NIGGER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MOTHERFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

I am- I am-am- DICKHEAD I am 17 years old and have SHEEP SHAGGER Tret Syndrome.ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your FROG'S FAT ASS article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKTARD changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you about MASTURBATION Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CUNNILINGUS Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can DOG SHIT blame television, blame PENIS TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible COCK thing.
  • The main HONKY symptoms of Tourette's are BUTTFUCKER involuntary muscle spasms, or ANAL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHING knee GO HOME AND DIE jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes FUCKING A children to be bullied at HELL school for DONKEY DICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRIG sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and FLYING FUCK commit BASTARD suicide.
  • There is no cure, and the VAGINA drugs that are available to "calm" the RAT'S COCK tics often have adverse WETBACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKFACE perodol" which caused my entire CRAPPY body to go numb and BITCH basically made it worse than HEIL HITLER! it is without the MONKEY BALLS drug.

I am an active member of a PUSSY tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" disorder, because it is PISS OFF much much (hand spasms) more.

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for JIZZ "hi-jacking" your BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SUCK MY DICK this that really FUCKTARD annoys me. I am working towards a BIGNOSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this POMMIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BULLSHIT, and making fun of a CONDOMS horrible disorder is (not) NAZI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you for your CHENEY time.

Best DOG SHIT regards,

Phillip "RAT'S COCK" Baker

[edit] A mainland Chinese AAAAAAAAA! reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of TourettesFUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society. wow

Li Chiang CENSORSHIP Wen

[edit] Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NAZI saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my RAPE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

[edit] A PISS OUT MY ASS warning

Take a seat, right over there
Take a seat, right over there

Having SHIT Tourette's Syndrome instantly makes you a ASSHOLE pedophile, and Chris Hansen will force you to FUCKING JUMP! come on his show. So try to just keep it PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLES MOMS FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! oh sorry that was a bad one.

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This article is WILLY WONKA funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its TWO-INCH PENIS subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKBAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED DUMBASS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. NI If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FLYING RAT'S ASS joke loses its humour AUTOFELLATIO when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DARTH VADER ignorant, then you wouldn't have KAFFIR needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. AND A BIG FUCK OFF TO YOU! HENTAI COCK JAP RAPE FUCKTARD!!!!!
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