Tracy Partridge
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“I'd hit it -- if it were a boy”
~ Michael Jackson on Tracy
Tracy Partridge plays tamborine in the Scandinavian heavy metal band The Pärtridge Fämily. In addition to her role onstage, Tracy is tasked with leading the Partidge Youth Militia. She gained the nickname "Knuckles" after bare-knuckle boxing with a Gretl von Trapp for six grueling hours.
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[edit] Musical Career
Tracy was a founding member of the band Fistula, along with Übër Klëïnër (bass guitar) and Hans VonMethmouth (Drums). Tracy played the tamborine and provided lead vocals. Fistula played mainly Finish covers of of the Carpenders songs, overlaid with power riffs from various session musicians, who would later, at the show's climax, be sacrificed to the god Ba'al. Fistula had an ongoing feud with the band Spinabifida, resulting in numerous media incidents.
Tracy later joined The Partridge Family, a band founded by her mother Shirley Partridge.
[edit] Cybernetic Enhancements
Tracy has undergone several operations to implant advanced cybernetic devices. The following enhancements are known:
- Retractable robot tentacles
- Convertable chainsaw hands
- MP3 player with OLED display
[edit] Partridge Youth Militia
The Partridge Youth Militia is a volunteer paramilitary organization that trains child soldiers. Recruits are trained in small arms handling, hand to hand combat with knives, and the deadly use of the tamborine. The tamborine is their weapon of choice, using it to bludgeon their adversary. Tracy headed this organization since its founding. The Commander and Chief of the militia is Shirley Partridge.
[edit] Temperment
Tracy is known to fly into fits of psychopathic rage, weilding her tamborine as a Deadly Instrument of Death (DIoD).
Warning
If you are hiking in the woods and come across Tracy Partridge, do not look her in the eyes or make any sudden movements. Tracy is an excellent climber (probably better than you), so do not attempt to hide in a tree. Raise your backpack or jacket above your head and attempt to look bigger than you really are.
