Traditional Welsh Songs

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“I like welsh sheep, they have given me quite a nice time”

~ oscar wilde on welsh sheep

Many songs have become popular with national groups such as the Welsh Expansionalist Movement, although they are sung in Welsh, usually by groups of people standing around the burning remains of English Holiday Homes.

Throughout their long and colourful history, the Wales and the Welsh have been known for their traditional songs. The rich baritone and bass voices of the women singers is as much part of Welsh culture as rocks and grass, and the songs are viewed as part of the national heritage of the nation.

Many can be regularly heard at national sports events, such as Rugby and sheep-shearing contests, from stadiums to the rural fields and hills, to the echoing resonating closeness of the nation's bathrooms.

[edit] Men of Harlech

Men of Harlech,

Ain't it rotten,

Shooting peas up a nanny goat's bottom.

Men of Harlech,

Ain't it sad,

It's goat again, for tea.

[edit] The Land of My Unknown Father

The land of my sheep

From Bangor I peep

To see thou art sheep

Ooooo land of my unknown father

Is thou art a sheep

Cos my mum sure ain't

The land of my rain

From cars to a train

I am not insane

Ooooo land of my unknown father

Is thou art a sheep

Cos my mum sure ain't

The land of Cardiff

From here I can sniff

I will be there in a jiff

Ooooo land of my unknown father

Is thou art a sheep

Cos my mum sure ain't.