Trey Parker & Matt Stone
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“Who The Hell Is Matt & Trey? Are They Love Birds?”
~ Andy Rooney on Matt Stone & Trey Parker
“ Matt & Trey Are Homos”
~ Beavis and Butthead on Matt & Trey
[edit] Matt & Trey's Early Life
Matt Stone and Trey Parker met through anal sex from a frat party. Trey was a common drug addict who dressed up in women's clothing and loved spandex. Matt liked poetry and long walks on the beach. This combination of love and hate makes them a wonderful combination. Parker is known for having a "laid back yours is mine" kinda attitude. Stone was more conservative and liked dick in his face. Matt and Trey's long love of music gave them the idea to start up a musical band. Trey used his love of vagina and anal to come up with the name D.V.D.A. Matt and Trey desired wealth and Matt Damon. The two set out for glory; instead, they settled on renting the movie "Glory" and frequenting glory holes in the public rest-stations along US I-70. They conducted the music and Trey used his prior movie experience in porn to begin filming a cartoon. Being Jewish, Matt used his hatred of Jesus to come up with the idea of Jesus vs Frosty. Trey was high on Crack and Sucked penis at the time and excepted the thought. As the cartoon was finished, Matt and Trey pitched the movie to Matt Damon after trying to have sex with him for 10 days . Matt Damon was disgusted by the sight of them and had Matt and Trey escorted off his grounds, Until Matt & Trey Left 163 Rape Letters to his mailbox. On later note he had a gang o blacks, Jews, Mormons, George Clooney, and other celebs to beat the living shit out of them. Matt and Trey got away with there lives but not their balls. They used the experience to grow stronger together and soon on later both got sex changes. Trey and Matt got back on the horse and used there hatred to create a master piece. Trey used his new vag to persuade Comedy central to fund South Park Matt and Trey's new idea. The show was a hit and now that they are very wealthy they scheme on ways to kill Matt Damon and the celebs, blacks, Jews, and Mormons.
Unfortunately Matt's ultra-orthodox parents, would not allow him to see the gentile Trey. In order to marry Trey chose to convert to Judaism, thus allowing them to marry. so long as they did not mix meat with milk, or use shellfish in their sex play, they just sit on their ass all day and just sip crack-cocaine filled tea while watching gay porn.
[edit] Matt & Trey's Success
As noted above, the tour-de-force films BASEketball, Orgazmo, and Cannibal! The Musical were well received by both critics and audiences. However their often overlooked cult-hit South Park is considered to be their greatest artistic achievement, managing to combine humor and conservatism in such a way that they don't cancel each other out. This has been compared to combining matter and anti-matter and their achievements have been considered for the Nobel Prize. Both Trey Parker and Matt Stone have both attempted to avoid political labeling as conservative preferring to refer to themselves as libertarian. Some critics believe that they are merely stupid, while still others believe this is just semantics. Semantics could not be reached for comment.Matt and Trey also made many gay porn movies that became famouse world wide, in one film Michael Jackson, Matt and Trey had a 3 way. This was popular in most European countries. Its a shame that they are gay, they are pretty hot, no kidding. These gay porn videos have moves that are froign to most normal people, Michael Jackson put Matt and Trey up to most of them. Even though MJ's name is in the credits of the one sex tapes that he was in he directed and tought Matt and Trey most of the freak moves. Most of the time Trey was just drinking cocain filled tea and surrendered to MJ'S suductive voice. But eventually they had to quit because Matt got jeliouse of MJ. Matt and Trey got most of the credit.
[edit] Coma
As of July 1994, both Matt & Trey have been in deep coma, resulting in the masturbation of Spongebob Squarepants, As Told By the king of baldness, Bruce Willis
[edit] Charity
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are great philanthropists. “They believe it is their duty to provide positive role-models to cripples, retards and Jews through sensitive portrayls of "their kind"”
~ Spokeswoman for Trey Parker & Matt Stone on role models
Trey & Matt also give to the gay agenda because they are so gay for each other. Quit pretending you gay, gays.
