TriCanada

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The Awesome Republic of TriCanada


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: "We are so cool"

National Anthem: "TriCanada F'ing OWNS" - Guns 'n Roses

Official language

English, French, Drunken Rambling

Capital

TriOttawa

President

Jack Daniels

Vice President

Alexander Keith

Independence

2006 from Canada

Currency

Molson

Religion

Bad Religion

TriCanada is the new country created by the original canada (now called "ye olde canada eh?") and Christmas Ghandi. After a few rounds of Labatt blue, the canadian parliament decided that in order to compete with the USA, they needed to create a country that was "Three times the canada, three times the FUN!" Thus, TriCanada was born.

Interestingly, the entire population of TriCanada consists of people who responded to a personal ad that read: "Tons of hot chicks wanted for new country. No fatties."

[edit] Widespread Changes

In addition to the name, several important parts of canadian life have changed as well. For instance, as opposed the old Canada Day, TriCanada Day is a three day keg party. This is actually the same as the old Canada Day, but the a different name makes it both neato and keen.

While Canada was once thought to be the home of ice-hockey, the new republic of TriCanada has done away with it. In an attempt to appeal to Americans, they have invented a new sport the is a combination of football (AMERICAN football) and hockey, called "fockey."

Somewhat surprisingly, the creation of TriCanada has had quite an impact on the geography of the region. Man-Made lakes of Molson frequently appear even in remote areas. Also, the water that ran over niagra falls has been replaced with beer. Tourism to the region shot up 400%.

Despite the changes, some things have stayed the same. TriQuebec still hates the rest of TriCanada. Also TriCanadians still make TriNewfie jokes and TriNewfies still don't find them to be funny. TriIslanders Still have kickass potatoes and Lobster, and TriIslanders still don't have enough people to make a difference!

[edit] The Future of TriCanada

Due to the overwhelming success of TriCanada, plans for a QuadraCanada are already under developement.

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