Trisexual

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Trisexuals are people who believe in having intercourse with a being known only as Tri. Furthermore, these people are willing to "try anything sexual." or at least "try it once." which ever comes first.

[edit] History

Trisexualism started out when Tri was born. He was one hot dude. He was almost as hawt as Noel Coward, except while Noel was filled with masculinity, Tri was a woman. Anywho, Tri got hunted down as a sex object, and it ran far far away, until it ran into Dr. Seuss.

The Trisexuals grew tired of running, and swore off sex until they found him. In which case, most of the Tris don't reproduce and to gain followers they run naked into traffic on winter days and urinate on the target's feet. In which case, that person becomes a Trisexual. A Trisexual is also someone who consists of three genders - male, female and animal, but experiments go wrong and some are male, female and vegetable, the most common is the carrot.

[edit] Controversy

Trisexuals are very controversial. Fayt Leingod loves them, yet Oscar Wilde hates them. Wait, that isn't controversy. Never mind. Kill them.

[edit] Killing Trisexuals

Trisexuals kill themselves when feeling threatened, so a mass genocide of them has started. President Bush has ordered an executive command to beat all Trisexuals to death with a long metal dildo-resembling club-like thing, which probably won't kill them, but instigate the "try anything sexual". However, many still believe to only a Quadsexual can kill the elusive trisexual

They get bored really easy. So never talk to them. They're also boring, except when they're drunk. Record their antics and put it on America's Funniest Home Videos. And they like phone sex...so NEVER talk to them on the phone. Be prepared for every sentence to be taken as a come-on, pick-up line, or innuendo, i.e. "I'm getting some milk from the store." changes to "Do you want some milk from my store." and so on.