Trogdor the Burninator

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“TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

~ Strong Bad on Trogdor

“IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH! BAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

~ Strong Bad on Trogdor

“And the Trogdor comes in the NiIIiiiiIIIiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiIIGGHH...t!”

~ Strong Bad on Trogdor

“Trogdor is more awesome than Chuck Norris. He can FIRE HIS LAZAH! BAAAAH!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Trogdor

Contents 1 Synopsis 2 Things for which Trogdor is generally given credit 3 From Egg to Burninator 4 False Claims 5 How to Recognize Trogdor 6 Trogdor Songs 7 See Also

[edit] Synopsis

Trogdor (Burninatus Dacountrysidus), aka. Trogdor "The Burninator" 1123 A.D.-undet.

Visitations of Trogdor the Burninator have been described in ancient texts as early as 1140 A.D. and among most major, minor, and middle-class civilizations of the Eurasian landmass, although sightings have dropped off in recent centuries. This has led some to theorize that he is deceased, though ideas as to the cause range from the invention of the ironclad to the horrendous birth of punk music. None of the current theories hold sufficient water to be put to text. By far, the most popular belief is that Barney (the purple dinosaur) had him "disappeared"; while there is some evidence of a dispute over child-eating rights between the two (a half-eaten, half-scorched child from Texarkana found late last May), it is far more likely that Barney had the child burned. No witnesses have actually placed Trogdor at the scene, except for one. However, his account of the incident was disregarded as hear-say.

Once the scourge of poor farmers everywhere, Trogdor was in fact mostly forgotten until a recent reference was made to him in the popular flash animation Strong Bad, at which point he became a kitsch icon. If he is still alive today, he is probably burnanating the shit out of things in California out of spite.

[edit] Things for which Trogdor is generally given credit

• Hiroshima and Nagasaki
• The gory and ignonimous death of Ghengis Khan, burnt alive in his own private mongolian shithouse while listening to the dying screams of over 1,337 of his elite warriors.
• The modern sign for the american dollar ($) is said to derive from medieval accounting scrolls, in which the kings' treasurers would use a Trogdor-shaped glyph to denote farming losses due to dragonfire, or "BURNiNATION".
• The DeLorian BURNiNATION.
• Jesus
• An estimated 800,000 peasants burninated alive in their fields and in their countrysides and in their thatched-roof cottages. Survivors, who are few and far between, have generally been either castle/brick house dwellers, or chronic cowards and swift runners.
• New historical evidence supports the fact that Trogdor was present during the battle of Thermopylae, making him responsible for the harrying of the Persians for three days, not 300 Spartans. The tables however turned when Trogdor joined the Persian force after some brief oral sex and proceeded to 'BURNiNATE' all of Spartans and the countryside.
• World War I, II, and III: The Return of the Axis
• Frontman of the band Dragonforce
• General chaos and all things awesome
• French jokes
• First human-snake-bat-dragon-pure awesomeness-communist hybrid
• First anything to beat Through the Fire and Flames on LEGENDARY!!!
• Uncyclopedia.org
• Soup kitchens
• Dead baby jokes (only the funny ones)
• His not-as-legendary brother, the "S is for sucks" dragon (Fugglor)(?).

Contrary to popular belief among those who do not listen well, Trogdor is NOT a dragon-man. He is a dragon. He BURNiNATES things with a reckless precision on par with that of Herman Li's guitar, hence the name Dragonforce, not DragonManForce.

[edit] From Egg to Burninator

Trogdor was the son of the Friendly Giant and Puff, The Magic Dragon. He looked entirely like his mother, except for a beefy arm protuding from his right hand side; a deformity that brought him much ridicule throughout his formative years. A little known fact is that a punch from this beefy arm is actually more powerful than a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris; however, since it is coming out of the back of his neck he is unable to use it effectively. In spite of this, Trogdor grew up to be a well-adjusted and pleasant dragon, loved by all.

The turning point came after he was sent to prison, framed by Alex Trebek for burninating several villages. He later sought to talk to Trebek, and in a fit of rage accidentally ate him. Totally Trebek's fault. He practically jumped in the poor beefy dragon's mouth of fiery flames. However, Alex Trebek's soul poisoned Trogdor, turning him into a mean green burninating machine. Some say Trebek is alive in Trogdor, others say it was just an excuse to let out some aggression by toasting a few million peasants.

Nowadays, he roams the countryside, burninating the peasants and their thatched roof cottages.

It is said that Trogdor may hold the power to destroy Chuck Norris, but seeing as he is currently too busy burninating peasants and their thatched rood cottages, this is not proven. But when he finally decideds to come face-to-face with his destiny, when burnination has forsaken the countryside, and only one guy will remain, my money's on Trogdor.

[edit] False Claims

To begin, Trogdor was not created in some disturbingly unnatural way by ninjas, gnomes, or Oscar Wilde. Anyone who says that deserves to be burninated. In addition, Strong Bad claims to have invented Trodgor in response to an email, but Strong Bad was himself invented by the Microsoft Corporation, for the sole purpose of obfuscating Trodgor's true history and identity. In fact, Trogdor was a real dragon man, and is currently Microsoft's CEO.

[edit] How to Recognize Trogdor

If you spot a dragon you believe to be Trogdor, you can use the following checklist to determine if you are looking at the one true Trogdor.

• An 'S' and more different 'S'.
• Consummate V's (Teeth, spine-ities, and angry eyebrows).
• A beefy arm for good measure.
• Wing-a-lings (He's a Wing-a-ling dragon).
• There is an aura of majesty around the subject dragon.
• Shredding Guitar followed by wall of flame.
• He comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
• All thatched roof cottages in the area are either BURNiNATING or are about to be BURNiNATED.
• All peasants in the general viscinity of said dragon are experiencing a fit of BURNiNATION.
• All countrysides in the region have been thoroughly BURNiNATIFIED.
• A small, masked man with boxing gloves and a weird accent is singing about the BURNiNATOR.
• You are BURNiNATED.
• The faint smell of BURNiNATED hair, skin, peasant, or thatched roofing is in the air
• Lowercase "I" in BURNiNATOR
• Chuck Norris is nowhere in sight.
• A peculiar air of Complete and Total Awesomeness
• Level of awesomeness increases more than exponentially
• Dead peepil. And blud...BURNiNATING THE COUNTRY SIDE!!!TROGDOR!!!
• The apocolypse is caused by the showdown of Chuck Norris and TROGDOR!
• Sorry, as indicated above you WILL hear terrible Chuck Norris jokes.

[edit] Trogdor Songs

The great Trogdor has had many songs wrote about him, here are the less known ones:

My Trogdor

My Trogdor brings all the girls to the yard,
They're like, he’d BURNiNATE yours,
Damn right, he’d BURNiNATE yours,
He could meet you, but then you'd be charred.

Trogdor went down to BURNiNATE.

Troghemian Rhapsody

I see a trogdor burning down cottages

BURNINATE!! BURNINATE!!

Then we crap in our pants!

Dragonsong

It's a beautiful day,

The sun is shining and I'm feeling very kind of gay!

But we all know what happens,

To us, who crappens.

I got burninated!

What the fuck did I do?

I got burninated!

AGGGGGHHHH! It burns!

I got burninated!

I GOT FUCKING BURNINATED

My mom says hi,

Along with dad, I wish she would die!

Trogdor is my best friend,

Burninating me, shmend.

I got burninated!

Oh shit I can't continue the song, I'm on fucking fire!!!!!!

Toasty Marshmallows

People tell me coffee wakes me up,

Red Bull gives me wings.

But I have a toasty marshmallow

My toasy marshmallow,

Toastyd by Trogodor.

The friendly Trogdor.

The caring Trogdor.

And fleas.

More Than A Trogdor

(CHORUS It's more than a TROGDOR!!!!

When I hear the BURNiNATED people

And I begin dreamin'

About Trogdor.

That's it. Nothing else.)

I looked out this morning,

and the countryside was BURNiNATED

Turned on TROGDOR!!!! to start my day

Then lost myself in a familiar song (TROGDOR!!!!)

I closed my eyes, and I slipped away

CHORUS

So many people have come and gone

Their faces fade as Trogdor BURNiNATES them

Yet I still recall as I wander on

As clear as the "S" in the... umm... TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!! Trogdor Was A Man!!!...

CHORUS

When I'm tired and thinkin' cold

I call upon Trogdor, and he BURNiNATES some hay

And dream of sexing up Trogdor

His beastly ass arms would turn anyone gay

Turn anyone gay...

CHORUS

[edit] See Also

• The Cheat
• Coach Z
• Bubs C. Stand
• Stinkoman
• Strong Mad
• Strong Sad
• Marzipan
• The King of Town
• The Poopsmith
• Homsar
• Effect of Dragons on Global Warming
• DragonForce
• Alex Trebek
• Videlectrix
• Your Family Died