Troll

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“Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls! Look under the bridges that's where they hide.”

~ Bill Bailey on Trolls

““A "troll" is an anonymous coward to lurks in chat rooms and who has nothing better to do than hassle people with silly posts.””

~ Jack Thompson on wishing his WoW character was Troll Jesus rather than Orc Jesus.

“I DONT WANT TO BE A FUCKING SON OF A WHORE TROLL OR DRUID OR BLOODELF!!!!!!!!”

~ Crazy German Kid from YouTube on WoW

' Trolls are typically bitter descendants of the neanderthals who have never moved out of their parents' basements. Whilst searching the Caves of Caerbannog with Alyson Hannigan, Mother Maybelle Carter, and Lord Voldemort, I fought many a troll with my sword.

For an unknown reason, almost all trolls' right leg is longer than the other, causing them to lean to the left. (see photo for proof of this phenomenon.)

Trolls typically have their names tatooed on their ass (see backside of photo for proof of this phenomenon.)

Trolls are hard workers, but are only known to work in making Spazzstick, caffeinate lip balm. Many other people ask them to do other things, but those people are usually eaten.

One notable gang of trolls, the Finnish band Finntroll, are noted for their bloodlust, awesome music, and hatred of all Christians, humans, and people who work in any kind of kiosk. They really hate kiosks. No-one knows why, because, whenever the word "kiosk" is mentioned, they fly into a blinding rage, and within 30 minutese everyone within exactly 17.371miles is dead.

If you need to kill trolls, hunting them down, while there is not a clemency going on, looking under bridges is your best bet - thats where they hide.

And always remember...TROLLS ARE FUCKIN UGLY!!!

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[edit] Cessation of trolling

Contrary to reasoning, the cessation of trolling also results in the cessation of lolling. These two internet memes blend not unlike some peanut butter and chocolate cups. "If there's a troll, there's a lol" is a popular phrase just invented for this sentence. This makes more sense than the incomplete and confusing entry that was here before someone fixed it. LOL

Seriously, how does one get a troll to shut up?

• throw a sheep over the bridge railing
• prove conclusively your sexual conquests of their biological ancestors
• Counter-arguments implementing unicorns, pixie dust and rainbows
• Find a link to something on freereuplic that supports the contrary view

[edit] Troll Organisations

One of the most notorious troll organisation is "Penis Pump 4 Life' aka PP4L. It consists of 100-200 members from all over the world. Some of the members have been killed in real life for trolling online. PP4L is famous for starting online wars with opposition troll organisations such as GNAA , 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, etc. PP4L main headquarters is in mumbai, India. Internet users can locate them on efnet, Irc.efnet.org #pp or #pp4l. They are one of the most powerful troll organsations in the world , Myspace , ytmnd , 4chan

[edit] Trolls Habitat

Trolls live everywhere where n00bs congregate. As they needs n00bs to live on, they keep a special place in their homes. Their homes harry is like bob the builder