True

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“The truth is Oscar Wilde.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Truth

Philosophers, unlike politicians, have been searching for truth for centuries. They still have yet to reach a consensus on one common truth, so just randomly pick one of these:

• If it is on the Internet it must be true
• It's true because it rhymes
• True theorem of the universe
• Someone told me this in a pub, so it must be true.
• True Facts and Other Deleted Prose

This is a disambiguation page. This page could refer to anything on the list, or could it refer to Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Who knows?