Tunisia

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Tunisia is a country in AFRICA, known for its HOT climate, modern Islamo-fascist government, and its zinc.

Zinc is the primary meal of Tunisians

[edit] History

Up until about 1000AD, Tunisia had no human inhabitants. Aside from several thousand reindeer, and large caverns filled with zinc, Tunisia really had nothing much at all. One day, while taking his dog for a walk, Mohammed Torvalds got lost and ended up in this cold land. Impressed by the abundance of reindeer and large amount of zinc, Mohammed decided to found a socialist-democratic Islamic republic. 2 weeks later, all the reindeer were dead, a large zinc industry was formed, and Tunisia had a population of over 100,000 people and a very popular demo scene.

1700 Tunisia was invaded by the Ottoman empire, who introduced the Tunisians to tobacco. The then high life expectancy instantly dropped to about 25 years for men, and 34.2 years for women.

1900 A large meteor struck Tunisia, killing the last of the great Mammoth heards.

2005 An article appeared on uncyclopedia about Tunisia, teaching many about this small, unique, zinc-filled country.

2006 Tunisia wins Germany 2006 World cup

2008 George W. Bush declares war on Tunisia, declaring that they "stole his ghost-in-a-bottle."

The Future...WHO CARES!!!

[edit] Facts

• Tunisia is 95% zinc

• Most homes in Tunisia are made out of zinc

• Zinc avec Couscous is the primary food of most Tunisians.

• People in Tunisia never sleep.

• .....Nor do they eat.

• Tunisians are all asexual.

• Bambi was Tunisian.

[edit] Famous Tunisians

• Hannibal The Carthagainian (the one with the elephants, idiotic fact for ignorant American audience)
• Hannibal the cannibal (Not really a carthagainian, just there to make stupid uncyclopedia joke for the same Americans as mentioned above, that only have references that doesn't go beyond trashy TV)
• Hasdrubal, Son of Hannibal
• Habib "Mighty Leader allmighty" Bourgiba
• Zine Abdine "All mighty leader of the present time" Ben Ali
• Zinedine Zidane
• Me
• Dido (not that idiotic english lady singer.
• St. Augustine of Hippo
• St. Angus of Hippopotamus
• That guy who's looking out for scamming tourists.