Turks
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Turks are most well known for beating the living hell out of anyone who pisses them off and reproducing furiously in Germany. No evidence exists that they understand how this all works; like most animals they are guided by their sense of smell and put their penises into anything that feels good. Turks refer to the greatest portion of the world's population. They were, are and always will be called Turks because back in the day everyone was called Turks; the name Turk meant person just as "person" means a human being right now (albeit in English; in Swedish a "persson" means "a foxy Cardigans frontwoman"[1]).
Casual research administered by international sporadic racist factions during luncheons proved that the examplary Turkish behaviour can be seen on the mountainsides near Eastern Asia Minor; the bachelor suites situated on the steep margins of these mountains have paintings on them where you can clearly see a YouTube and a Wordpress shutting down by hominids that look like Prototurks.
The urban legend that Turks taste like turkey is currently under scientific investigation by the University of Jupiter, so far they have concluded that they don't not taste like turkey. Progress is slow but rapidly steady with 5 Turks per hour being thoroughly licked and sucked on by the metaverse's finest minds.
Public outcry from Turkey has been ignored by the United Nations using techniques learned from years of ignoring those monks in Burma. They have officially announced that they think Turkey isn't really a country, merely a figment of several million Turks filthy imaginations. This has given anthropologists something to finally think about.
Also, for some vague reason there are Turks in Final Fantasy VII. This is a transliteration of tuuku-san, or "using another nationality's name as a secret organisation in fiction in the hope that no one will ever notice".
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- ↑ Vebzters diktiønari øf Svid vørds, pg. 1437
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