Twista

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Still shots from twista's debut album

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[edit] EarlyLife

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[edit] RapCareer

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[edit] PresidentialCareer

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[edit] RecordDeals

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[edit] CriticalAcclaim

“Just what the holy living FUCK did he just say?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Twista

[edit] Seealso

• Checkerschubby
• Unitedspadespresidents