Twista
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- Twistaallupindismuthafuckalikeabackdraft
- Slinginrhymesthatmakeacheetalooklikeadeadcat
- Mouthisfasterthanthespeedofsound
- Stillinguinnessasthefastestrapperwholeworldround.
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[edit] EarlyLife
- Uptoschooleverydaynobodycarethathedontreallywannago
- Notcarinboutmathjustwannabustoutwiththatmadlyricalflow
- Spittinrhymeswithaquicknesstalkinfasterthananyoneelsecanthink
- Lipscatchinfireagaindunkthatboysheadinthebathroomsink.
[edit] RapCareer
- Workinmickeydsisabitchandahalfyo
- Punkbitchestaketoolongwontjusttaketheirfoodandgo
- Tellthemanageritalktoofastagain
- Illrapinyourlivingroomandspitalloveryourden.
[edit] PresidentialCareer
- Smokinbudsippinsudsintheovaloffice
- Munchinchickensteakfriesandfivepoundsofcrawfish
- Firedmyspeechwriterstheycantrhymeworthapileofshit
- Stateoftheunioniseverybodyandtheymamagonnagetlit
[edit] RecordDeals
- motherfuckasettrendznlethisendsstackfromtheflototheceilin
- Infinite45housemerginsplerginandcountthesemillions
- Niggazfeelingshurtcuzwedidlockthegame
- SewinupallboxofcainesfromyoungaG
- cuzIDsllkeepsomepocketchange
- AnditsstrangehowsaniggaIwhohiswayin
[edit] CriticalAcclaim
“Just what the holy living FUCK did he just say?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Twista


