Typoglycemia

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Typoglycemia is a genitec anlomoy drevecisod in 1999 by a resraech taem at Cgmibidrae Uvitisenry.^[1] Cragmdibie shoclar Ferd Wlash nitecod this stganre undsenantrdig in an e-mial fwrdoared to him in one Tduaesy in Augsut, the 3rd.

Ferd Wlsah disrcvoeed that it dseon't mtaetr in what oedrr the lretets in a word are, the only iopnmatrt thing, he cialmed, wsas that the fsrit and last letter be in the rhigt palce. The rset colud be a ttaol mses and you colud slitl raed it wituhot a pbeorlm. Tihs is bascuee the haumn mind deos not raed erevy letetr by iestlf, but the wrod as a wolhe. Scuh a codtnoiin was apapreorltiy clelad Tymelcpygoia.

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1 The getencis
2 Crue
3 Tiriva
4 See also

[edit] The getencis

It oecurcd to Ferd Wlash that since this ciodtoinn olny aefctefd ntavie elgsinh sperakes, that terhe msut be a gneteic falw in the huamn mnid that alowled the biran to unsramlcbe the wdors, sinmgeely itnltsany, to be cemopeltly untedoosrd.

Afetr 3 mthons tlnioig on his pjecrot, Wlash devrcsoeid his heypeizshtod falw, lctoead in the cnigtvoie (rnediag cponimrseohen, prolebm svlniog ect.) soitcnes of the biarn, his eofftrs had him noiamtned for the Nboel pirze for dioercsvnig this isrnneitetg pmnooehenn, but uilatemtly lsot to the riavl nmoiene, Afelrd Neobl.

[edit] Crue

Tehre is no crue for tloiymeypgca, but tehn aiagn, steats Ferd Wlash, "It's not rellay a disaese, you aern't alifcetfd by any knids of sdie atefcfs for it and it wulod be senesesls to pirvode a crue for this "siecskns".

Nveherltsees in 2002, a mniedice was rleeaesd by the coampny Byaer with the psrmoie to "cleeploty ecaitdare the toygclmpieya epimedec". The aauctl mincidee iestlf, Mirton was nhinotg more than Motrin with a cehrry fvalor, but takhns to the erffots of an avegsgsire martnekig taem and citelbrey eemnertndcos, some of the mrkenitag tctcais ieducnld a $5 coopun twoards any Boayr pdrucot, colctelor eiiodtn bloetts, new forlavs and a Mdae for tv moive. Mirton was weldiy bughot aonmg the plbiuc and sltil is to this day.