Tyson Foods Inc.
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The Tyson Food Incorporation was started by John Tyson in Arkansas in the 1930's.
Although, Mike Tyson often has to have the fact that he actually does not own this company explained to him, wherupon he proceeds to bite off the ear of the nearest person See People who yell at the Refrigerator to give them a beer, then get angry when it dosent listen.
[edit] History
Tyson Foods began in the 1930's when John Tyson discovered his first chickens. He captured these wild birds and incubated their eggs, selling the resulting baby chicks to local farmers.
This became quite a success. One day the local feed store informed Tyson they were out of grain. This meant that Tyson's newly hatched batch of chicks would have no food. So, he decided to grow his own. Today, however, chicken feed is mostly donated from McDonald's.
[edit] Animal Care
Tyson adheres to all rules and regulations put forth by the state in reguards to animal care. Currently, it follows these guidelines in caring for its animals:
- Space Each fowl is given 2 cubic feet of space.
- Food Each fowl is given 2 meals a day, complimentary of McDonald's. The most common menu for a Tyson fowl is a Big Mac. Fowl are no longer given horomones because of their new diet, which provides the same effect at a much cheaper rate.
- Health All fowl are monitered by video-surveillence cameras for signs of sickness or disease.
[edit] Harvest
Fowl are harvested at the age of 2-3 weeks. This is made possible because their healthy diets that allow them to gain weight at rapid rates!
