United Arab Emirates
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| Motto: Kill, Throw, Hide | |||||
| Anthem: "Throw the money Down the Well" | |||||
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| Capital | Mumbai | ||||
| Previous capital | Takhar Province | ||||
| Largest city | Sinapoor | ||||
| Official languages | Indian, Pashto | ||||
| Government | Money-Free giving state. | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Sheikh Ehsanullah Ali Khan | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Hopeless | ||||
| Currency | {{{currency}}} | ||||
| Religion | {{{religion}}} | ||||
| Major exports | Oil. | ||||
| Major imports | Western Bull$hit, Prostitutes. | ||||
The United Arab Emirates, or UAE, is a pile of sand located on the Persian Gulf with some extremely hip, tall, and shiny buildings. Though some consider it a Arab country, it is largely inhabited by south Asians, due to free food and free shoes it makes it a very good destination for all Indians, South Asians and Filipinos to visit, UAE is also started to refer to as the second "Mumbai". Its is probably notable that the native people of UAE became extinct, killed or eaten alive. While only a small number of them currently live, it is extremely rare to spot one in public. UAE became a very rich country since discoveries of excessive oil. Since then the UAE became a international golf professionals, hideous architecture, and immense amounts of camel dung and a very attractive country ruled by Sheikh Burt bin Eduhm Al Afganistani.
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[edit] Geography
Lost in the sand, discovered by US Marine Capt. Chuck Norris, sighted while delivering a roundhouse kick to a Bedouin in Oman. While stumbling forth across the borders, he blundered into a tent and was offered Machboos by a shepherd's wife, which he ate gratefully.
[edit] Current news
The people of UAE have too much money and are always bored. when they are bored they come up with very stupid ideas such as making a 1600m building or making islands on water in the shape of a palm tree. The Emirati people also have a very great challenge to other countries, when they see that some one build a higher building than them they go like "No problem, take this 50 trillion and go build a 500000m tower" this has become like a competition in UAE. Emirati people also like giving away money to the poor and building schools and hospitals all over the poor countries to show how money-free giving they really are.
The UAE is notable in the fact although it is a fantastic country to drive in , with cheap petrol and cheap cars, although it is the hardest country in the world to get a driving license. 4 million lessons must be completed and you are required to fail at least 74 times, the only person who has managed to pass did so in 1981.
[edit] Emirates
The United Arab Emirates is made up from 7 emirates.
- Abu Dhabi *Most greedy*
- Dubai *Also very greedy*
- Sharjah *Less greedy, with terrible traffic*
- Ajman *Less greedy, contains absolutely nothing remarkable*
- Um Al-Quwain *Least greedy, contains a cheaper alternative to Wild Wadi*
- Ras Al Khaimah *Built on a lasting foundation of trash*
- Fujairah *Lost in the sand, but has an amazing Lebanese restaurant that resembles a hotel out of The Flintstones. *
[edit] New projects
Up coming projects for the UAE, mostly located in Dubai.
- Over 9,000 mini-islands shaped to form islands in the shape of your mom.
- Dubai Land, Over 9,000 times bigger than Disney.
- Dubai Metro; A project build by workers for workers and foreign employees working in Dubai.
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