UK Hitler Channel

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UKTV Hitler (formally UK Hitler Channel, and still referred to as UK Hitler Channel by 99.99999% of the population) is a cable TV channel in Mediocre Britain, chartered to cover the entirety of the length and breadth of history, archeology and culture in Britain, specifically those parts that happened in Germany from 1933 to 1945.

[edit] Popular series on the UKTV Hitler

• How to Look Good Nazi: Prince Harry, Nick Griffin and Gok Wan help various emos attempt to look more like Hitler.
• Psychiatrists: The Men Behind Hitler - the truth is revealed in this documentary funded by the Church of Scientology and presented by Tom Cruise.

• Triumph des Kanalisationsystems (Triumph of the Sewerage System) — A Leni Riefenstahl documentary about the rebuilding of Germany's sewerage systems in the post-war period.
• Pets of the Reich — the true tale of Hitler's time with Eva Braun's chihuaua, the one that shat its own body weight twice daily in the bunker. No wonder he tested the cyanide on the little bastard.
• Janitors of the Reich: The Men Four Steps Behind Hitler — Nazi eugenics producing the Superior Übersanitationengineer.
• Hitler Uncovered! — Previously unseen footage of the bunker. This week, Joseph Goebbels takes exception to Adolf's cleaning habits, Eva is the victim of a rather embarrassing boob-slip in the kitchen and Magda Goebbels is called to the diary room after being found guilty of trying to influence the others into nominating her 6 children for eviction.
• The Love U-Boat — Set sail every week with Christopher Lowell and the most fun loving and gay crew within the Kriegsmarine. The tight & cramped quarters of a U-Boat gives a new meaning to "Wolf Pack" when these guys are ready to dive!
• Adolf's Vault — Geraldo has his shovel once again. lets all hope he finds a land mine the hard way!
• 8 simple rules to kill my Jewish doctor
• Starski & Hutchensi — Watch as the hip undercover policemen from Warsaw try to expose the Nazi infiltrators leading up to the invasion with the help of Hugo Bearovski, a pimp from the slums.
• Führer knows best — A light hearted comedy series about life in Treblinka.
• Uncle Adolf's Playhouse — An educational but fun morning children's show with Uncle Adolf and his band of friendly clowns "The Henchmen".
• This Old Bunker/Ground Force — Roam the German countryside with Christopher Lowell as he decorates pillboxes & bunkers to "brighten-up the war", with Charlie Dimmock's nipples as the Ultimate Weapons.
• Deutschland Bandstand — A wonderful showcase of musical talents from the ranks of the Waffen SS.
• It's Your Reich — Featuring guests including Hitler's mum and poor old Goebbels.
• Everybody Love Adolf — A sitcom based on Adolf's Nuremberg "stand-up" skits.
• Close Encounters of the Third Reich — Hitler returns in a UFO, and he's pissed off.
• Genocide, She Wrote — Angela Lansbury investigates the Nazi death camps.
• Kleine Deutschland — Viki Pöllard, Franz the only Jew in the village, Hitler's personal assistant and the rest of your favourite characters in this cutting edge sketch show.
• The Reich Stuff — 11 contestants compete to see if they could have made it as an SS officer.
• Mel Brooks: The Man After Hitler — Spring-time for Mel-Brooks in co-me-dy!
• Auschwitz: The Musical!
• Third Reich from the Sun — A group of illegal aliens attempt to covertly insinuate themselves into society.
• Triumph's Revolutionary Speech — Triumph The Insult Comic Dog gives his weekly speech to thousands of worshipers.
• Mission Impossible — Hitler and his blood sucking associates attempt to invade various neighboring countries in the dastardly ways. Including guest appearances from Maggie Thatcher and Rosa Luxemburg as Ethan Blunt's assistant. The show was later axed and replaced by Big Bruder.
• Big Bruder — Popular reality TV show in which 14 SS officers are placed inside a bunker in the middle of No Mans Land for 13 weeks and just left there. Seriously. Forever. We locked the door and threw away the key.
• What the Nazis Did for Us — Adam Hart-Davis presents, documenting what the world has Nazi Germany to thank for - from rocket science to Fanta.
• Little deutschland — a popular comedy spin off from the makers of Jew Where's my Car and UNTERWEINSIEMANSCHEN, that highlights the highs (no lows) of Nazi Germany and just how great the place was. Includes cameo roles from 'lil Addie' and 'Mick Jagger'.

note: this channel closes down at 6.00 every evening as a result of sabotage by communist jews and replaced with Babestation 4 (nudenhof-vier).

[edit] Music specials

And then comes a special: The Führers in Concert

• Ballad of Adolf and Eva.
• Lovely Eva (aryan maid)
• Sie liebt dich
• A Hard Day's Kristalnacht.
• Deutschland's Reich Forever
• Ich bin der Walrus
• Back from the USSR
• Hey Jew
• Zuruck!
• Propaganda Writer
• I'm Only Killing
• StormTrooper Lane
• Heil, Raus
• With a Little Help of S.S.
• Yellow U-Boat

[edit] Memorable moments

Hitler doing a watermelon ad.	Hitler performing his banjo act.	Hitler dancing with Kitler on TV. Also known as "Mein Kitty".
Hitler was actually friendly with Britain before the war

[edit] see also

UKTV History