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- Since some of the images on VFP are becoming of such low quality, it is proposed that this page be the equivalent of Pee Review for pictures.
- If you think an image is good enough for VFP but needs some improvements or you simply want some advice on images, post them here and anyone who can be bothered will add some comments for improvement etc.
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[edit] Bush's new war on drugs
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George Bush reavealed his new plan for a war on drugs, when asked for further details he became distant and then claimed to have forgotten what he was talking about Image credit: Vitaloverdose
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[edit] George Bush fights off alkieda 'Scanner attack'
- ..usin his big brain.lol.. pleased to hear comments :)--Vitaloverdose 00:28, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
- The joke is all in the caption, but I didn't initially see the 'chop. The only oddity I see is the shadow betwixt head and neck. It's darker (and bluer) than the other shadows. He is missing his neck, too, but I don't know how much you can do about that, depending on the source images for the headswap. Sir Modusoperandi 04:44, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Crowley
- Just having some fun with this.. pleased to hear comments :)
- 1)I don't get it. 2) The vibrator is too big for his hands (if I had a dollar for every time I said that...I would now have one dollar). See his right hand? Since the vibe is so thick, it looks like his fingers end at the knuckle (again...one dollar). Either shrink the vibe or paint in more finger (yes...one dollar). Sir Modusoperandi 04:39, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] OL.E.PRO
- I cooked/cocked this one up as something to bolster our flagging VFP but I think it's missing something. Any ideas? Thoughts so far?
(Bonner) 
(Talk) Jul 8, 20:49
- Jokes about buggery? Actual buggery? As for my thoughts, I do get it, but it's too in-jokey. No one here has heard of Olipro except for you and I. Now, if it was Modusoperand-E, that would be a pic that the whole world would love. Sir Modusoperandi 21:00, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, that was a concern of mine; the whole in-joke scenario. I'll work with it a little more and try and get some reference to buggery in there through innuendo maybe. That could add to it's humour quality and make it funnier to a larger audience. (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 8, 21:08
- I added moar dildos and dropped them in a box for added effect. (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 11:32
- Erhm, one of them needs to look like the "rabbit" Dame
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:35, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- The "rabbit"? (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 19:11
- you need to git r done Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:45, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- ...don't know what a rabbit is...*grumble*...kids these days. Sir Modusoperandi 19:48, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- Ahh I see, Will do. And Modus, I can't say I spend my free time looking for/ordering dildos and vibrators on the internet. I guess I can't speak for everyone when I say that... (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 19:59
- Mom had one. I thought it was a lightsaber. I got some shocked looks from people that Halloween, let me tell you. Sir Modusoperandi 20:23, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Happy Reaper
- Would this be VFP-able? Is there a better caption out there that I'm not seeing? Thanks! • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...)
20:02, Jul 8
- There's a pixelated, white band around the mouth, and the mouth's black is blacker than the background pic black. Brighten up the mouth until the blacks match (and be glad it's only brightness matching and not colour matching). I don't give opinions on VFPability, as I really have no idea what will pass and what won't. I'll pitch in a caption if anything comes to me, as the current one doesn't do it for me. Just so we're clear, by "it" I mean "orgasm". Sir Modusoperandi 20:58, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Killer Robot Janitor
I originally made this for the B4 article, but thought it came out very well. I wasn't sure if it was ready or not to be suggested for featured image yet, however, as it's my first time doing so. Your thoughts on the matter? Is it ready to be nomimated or does it need something? --Lamoxlamae 06:52, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
- You can try colouring the bristles as brass or copper. That's totally roboty. Sir Modusoperandi 07:06, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Aleister Crowley rowing his boat "Golden Dawn" in a plate full of porridge
I, err -- well, I had this "idea" and I think it came out quite good, actually. At least I think it's rather nice. // 
Berry; speak to me // 22:55 13 June 2008
- Lower the contrast a bit on him and the boat (see how him/top of boat is mostly white, but the background pic is mostly grey?). Maybe blur him/boat a smidge (it's sharper than the background pic). Lastly, WTF? Sir Modusoperandi 23:41, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
- I think I've done what you told me to. Regarding your question, your guess is as good as mine. // Berry; speak to me // 00:13 14 June 2008
- No. You did the whole picture. I just meant man-boat (see how it "pops" more than the background pic?). Man-boat was a detective series in the 70s, by the way. It was about a man who, after being exposed to seawater, became half-boat. Also, people say that I make things up, sometimes. Sir Modusoperandi 00:20, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
- I don't know if you agree with me but I think it looks slightly better now. // Berry; speak to me // 00:49 14 June 2008
- Sure. He's boating in beans. That's my gig, baby. Sir Modusoperandi 03:55, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
- Thank you for your help. // Berry; speak to me // 09:53 14 June 2008
- Help? Here? Me? Question mark? Sir Modusoperandi 10:04, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Releasimification Society
I made this picure for an article I created called Releasimfication, and I thought it was kinda funny actually.-Bobofosho2 20:53, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
- It's a bum. The page seems to be about soultrain, not spanking. Am I confused, or is that rumpshaker I hear on the radio? Aw, yeah. Sir Modusoperandi 21:34, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Cemetery bed
I made this for necrophiliphobia. It's okay, but doesn't quite look right and I don't know how to change that. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 16:17, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
- Getting two different pictures to line up perfectly is luck, mostly. The bed was taken at "this" angle, see?...while the graveyard was at "that" angle. Personally, I'd have gone with a regular bed-shaped bed, if only to make it more quickly recognizable as such. That's how I roll. Also, I dress as a vampire sometimes, but I say "wam-peer". The secret is to roll the "r". Sir Modusoperandi 17:37, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Hilbama
Yea, so there it is. Ive spent too long looking at it, cant tell if there are any mistakes. Also, does the caption work? I was thinking of something else along the lines of Hilary finally found a way to get on the ticket. --Ithsword 18:01, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- Creepy. That's all I have to say (besides the unfortunate fact that I've seen Hilary/Obama face swaps before). Sir Modusoperandi 22:44, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yea, I was worried about that...but has it ever been tried to be featured? --Ithsword 18:31, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- The one that I saw? That was somewhere else. My dreams, probably. *swoon* Sir Modusoperandi 18:38, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- I see...Cursed dreams. More of a nightmare if one sees that. But anyways, no really big things wrong with it? Is it feature worthy? --Ithsword 18:42, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Well, the hair doesn't look natural. Like, it's too far back on the head, and doesn't come over in a natural hair-like swoop. Other than that it looks fine, even though I think we're pretty much tired of Obama/Hillary jokes here. But you can give it a shot. -RAHB 18:53, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Or rather I guess it's the other way around. Move the Obama face more to the right-ish. -RAHB 18:54, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Well, as is common with face swaps, the two pictures weren't taken at exactly the same angle, so the combination is a bit warped, though not a 'chop killer, IMO. You could trim off a bit of his jawline (see how the part of the jaw on the left side of the picture, his right, "bulges" a bit?). As for your last question, I don't give advice like that. You see, I have terrible taste. My shirt: paisley. My pants are paisley too. Shoes, as well. I think I've got a theme going. Sir Modusoperandi 18:56, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Try putting the Obama layer on a lighter opacity. Then move the facial features around a little to make them line up closer with hers and it might work better.--Lamoxlamae 06:55, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Irony Man
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Once Tony Stark realized that the only way to save himself from alcoholism was to play the role of Robert Downey Jr, the irony was devastatingly apt. Image credit: [[User:--Nytrospawn 02:32, 3 June 2008 (UTC)|--Nytrospawn 02:32, 3 June 2008 (UTC)]]
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Heres something I farted out --Nytrospawn 02:32, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
- If you can, zoom out and add a popping thought balloon. Sir Modusoperandi 02:34, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
What sort of non sequitur should Tony Stark be saying or thinking? --Nytrospawn 23:20, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
- It doesn't really have to be anything, just a bursting thought balloon. Sir Modusoperandi 23:29, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Magna Cappa
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In about 1573, English nobles forced the king to sign the now-famous document, limiting the king's special privileges to the top hat. Image credit: Necropaxx
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- Is this funny? Is it VFP-able? Is the caption okay? Can anyone hear me? • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) 00:58, Jun 3
- The hat is too dark. Fade it out a bit to match the background. It's got a visible white edge, too. Is it funny? I don't know. Magna Cappa is a step too far away (at least for me) from Magna Carta (which is already tailor made for a pun) for a lol. The kids these days still say "lol", right? Sir Modusoperandi 01:31, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Underwater Clothesline
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"Mommy, why don't mermaids where clothes?"
"Seriously Johnny....think about it." Image credit: RAHB
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- Where are the fish and crabs and seaweed and such? Sorry, I had a box of "and" that was about to expire, and so I used it up and now the box is empty and filled with nothing but air. Sir Modusoperandi 02:52, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Oooo, good point. I'll go ahead and add those in. -RAHB 02:54, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Awesome. Needs crabs and a sunken ship and seaweed and stuff. Then nom. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
03:04, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
How's this? -RAHB 03:57, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Better. Sir Modusoperandi 04:00, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- That much was expected. -RAHB 04:01, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Being the perfectionist that I am, are there any other suggestions for this, or is it good as is? I might nom it considering the fact that Thomas Jefferson currently has a +6 on VFP.-RAHB 22:15, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- I dunno...some bubbles? People like bubbles. Sir Modusoperandi 23:01, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] World Map
- Where's Hawaii and Alaska? And why is New Jersey farting? Sir Modusoperandi 00:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Who wants ta know?! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:08, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Also, you can see how the left and right half of the globe were just mirrored. Apparently America includes Antarctica as well. Sir Modusoperandi 00:19, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hi! 71.145.151.114 21:09, 7 June 2008 (UTC) DJ Mixerr is now on Uncyclopedia. ha ha!!!! Don't try to stop me!!!!!! Still IP 71.145 (User:71.145.162.169) USA dominates the World. Owned. pwned.
- The fleet crossing the English Channel into Normandy took forever to get there because all of the units on-screen took up too much bandwidth.
- Weren't the Allies on dialup? Try adding a few more icons to the unit box (there's only one there now, and I have no idea what it's supposed to be. That happens a lot). Sir Modusoperandi 21:54, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- Because it was made in the 1950's era. That suckx B.A.D. Template:DJ Mixerr
[edit] Anne Frank
- Not sure if all that funny, or if it needs more work...also, would like some help with a caption.--Ithsword 19:47, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- The face is a bit grainier than the rest of the pic. I don't know if your program has a grainifier, but if it does grainification, then try it on the rest of the pic. Sir Modusoperandi 20:12, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] I burning your dog
/me cringes for expected reaction • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) 00:10, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- The blur makes my brain hurt. The bottom half of the man, and the field are blurry? So, he's running (in standing position), while his body and the fire and the dog all move at the same speed. I like the concept of lighting family pets on fire, but this image could benefit if nobody in it was running. Except maybe the dog. Unless the dog is doing something else. That's up to you really. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:21, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- Agreed. Find a non blurry background and use that instead. De-blur the soldier's lower half as well; he doesn't need to be moving or appear to be moving for the image to work. -OptyC Sucks!
cun00:23, 7 May
- You really think the blur is bad? I thought it enhanced the whole speed element... You know, the camera's moving, motion blur... that sort of thing. Plus it's friggin' hard to find a pic of a dog running with no blur. • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) 00:38, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- Chop the dog into a static background. The problem is that it looks like the camera should be still. The soldier is standing in a static pose (feet together and planted), blurring his legs just makes it look bad. Great concept though. -OptyC Sucks! cun00:42, 7 May
- OK thanks! will do! • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) 00:57, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- Betterer? • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) 20:54, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
- Much! -OptyC Sucks! cun20:55, 10 May
[edit] Icebergs > ships
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An iceberg eating a ship. I photoshopped this image with these 2 images i got from wikimedia commons: http:// upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Iceberg_20_2000_08_12.jpg + http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Cruise_ships (i couldnt re-find it, but its somewhere on this list) as well as a few effects from MS paint to get the mouth looking like its eating the ship. Image credit: Nezlr
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~ NEZLR 
22:50, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
- Do you still have the MSpaint window open? It might look better saved as a png (or as a jpg by another program). --monika 00:11, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
- addendum: I'd say the only two issues with it are the jpeg artifacts and the lack of a shadow/reflection for the boat, and the shadow/reflection issue would be best solved in photoshop, possibly detracting from the MSpaint charm. --monika 00:16, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
- What Mon said (Mon insists that I use that name). MSPaint does have its uses. Evil ones, mostly. Just remember to get GIMP or Photoshop if you plan to ever not do evil. Sir Modusoperandi 03:14, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
The shadow will be added. it will still look like a JPG, but ill save it as a png. ~ NEZLR 03:54, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
- Eh, it's too late now then. The artifacts aren't that bad, and since they're already there, there's no benefit to the png format. It's a really cute picture, by the way. --monika 09:26, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] "Modern Pope"
. --Allahgator 00:13, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
- Well, for starters, go put a "baseball cap" on (backwards) and check yourself out in a mirror. Does your hair look the same as before the hat was put on? Probably. This, not so much. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:27, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks alot. I knew there's something wrong yea and its the hat. I'll try to work on this again and as you said will try a hat myself. ahh, I love this picture. Its there, almost. --Allahgator 20:26, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
- Haha! The Pope's head looks a bit big and I think has a slightly different contrast to the main image. Apart form that, awesome idea. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:57, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks! Made the head a tad smaller and tried to play with the contrast but not sure if I got it right. --Allahgator 22:46, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
- I know there's something still wrong with the cap, umm, I tried fixing it but cant. --Allahgator 00:30, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
- Perhaps it would be easier to find a different photo of someone wearing a hat whose head is in the exact same position? That's generally what I do in these kinds of situations, even if having to give up on a particular source image sometimes makes me sad. --monika 00:44, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Ivan Maiden
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Think this is pretty good, want to know if/how it could be made better. I may throw this to the sharks at VFP if I get bored one day. Image credit: The UnIdiot
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Well, everyone is clearly from different sources when you look at it larger. Of particular concern is the guy who is second-from-right, he looks way messed up at any size. The light source is also very clearly coming from different places for a couple of them, the aforementioned guy included. Plus, at VFP, I'm sure at least some of the users wouldn't get it. I didn't.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 20:22, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- That's a man named "Lenin", Lj. He was this really important character in this song by The Bealtes. Back In The Is A Warm Gun, or something. I agree though. Lenin and Putin look terrible. The top of Putin's head is too blurry. Lenin's head is at a very strange angle. The face between Lenin and Stalin (a Kzar...?) has some weird black outline above it. Oh, also, this is more of a "Oh, I see what's going on here." and less of a "Ha ha ha ha ha Russia!". In fact, much less of the latter. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:32, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Shroom Clouds
- I have no idea what this is. Does that help? Sir Modusoperandi 03:30, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
It's supposed to be like drug mushrooms in a plastic bag, only they are mushroom clouds instead of mushrooms.RPBnimrod
- Ah. Try making them appear to be in the bag. Currently, they just look on it, which is silly. (copy the background bag pick and use it as a "lighten" mask over the original bag and the mushroom clouds, so that only its highlights will appear. Play around with its transparency) Also, lose the short, white ones (they look like hats). What's the brown stuff in the bag? Is that the drugs? Shouldn't it be just mushrooms in the bag? What, mushrooms are the drugs too?! Well, I never! Sir Modusoperandi 17:58, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- Well, the green stuff is actually catnip. I just wanted people to think when they saw it "hey look, drugs!". I'll work on the design, thanks for the reply!RPBnimrod
- I changed it up.RPBnimrod
[edit] Tylenol Rapid Death
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I want to post this on VFP, but I know that I could get some advice to improve. HELP ME!
EDIT: I think that I fixed it up, how's it now? EDIT: I fixed it again, how is it now? Image credit: RPBnimrod
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- When 'chopping, try to make the edges of an image match
22:50, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
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