Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize
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This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month. Winner becomes a KUN.
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[edit] Eligibility Requirements
To be nominated, you must:
- Be a registered member.
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- Have written at least three "full" UnNews articles.
[edit] Whom should I nominate?
Nominate the member who has written UnNews articles in a most highly convincing and misinformative manner.
[edit] Nominations and Voting Process
Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist, though you may vote for multiple people. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.
[edit] Vote Or Die!!
Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.
[edit] Past Winners
Wild Weasel • Composure1 (2) • Hawthorn Peebles • Olipro • CScott • Mordillo • Ayatollah Gurkhmeini • Armando • Tshell • Procopius • Danny Himself • David Gerard • PF4Eva • Braydie • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Modusoperandi • Hrodulf • Pottsm • The Thinker • Weebils • The UnIdiot • THE • TheLedBalloon • Prettiestpretty • Thekillerfroggy • Sonic80
[edit] Official Nominations for July
[edit] Readmesoon (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom & For I have enough awards. Let's give it to the person who writes more UnNewses, eh? <23:04, 01 Jul 2008>
- For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 00:07, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- FOR yup. - Tie Your SCHUlace!
17:19, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- For because the almighty Cajek says I can. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80☭ 18:59, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Cajek (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- NmFr. He's done some pretty nice UnNewses lately, I believe. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:45, Jul 1
- For. Continues to churn out quality funnies like nobody's business, and some blinding UnNewses among them. --UU Blah / Pee
18:05, Jul 1
- He sure is. sir
sysrq @ 18:42 Jul 1
- For even despite the fact that Cajek recently left death threats on my talk page. --Hyperbole 22:54, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- For I hate this guy so much. Force another award upon him. --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 03:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- For -RAHB 19:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- For Sorry Cajek, I have to vote for you. - [07:40 8 July] Sir FSt Yettie (talk)
- Well I can't really make a blowjob joke because that would be incest, my doctor told me not to use any self referential humor and that court order forebode me from using puns within a 50 metre radius so... uh... Strong Floor Job -- 08:01, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
- For. --Frankie! (aka Roman Dog Bird) 02:21, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
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