Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise

[edit] Winners

[edit] Best Article

Grand Champion: The Gathering Horror by Cap'n Ben

1st runner up: Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) by Mrthejazz

2nd runner up: Interpretive Death by The Thinker

Honorable Mentions: Gemini, Observational Comedy, Pulitzer Prize, Epic poetry, Physics Act of 1707

[edit] Best Noob Article

Grand Champion: Sweatshop (humanitarian institution) by ShuaDaddy

1st runner up: Pontius Pilates by Hyperbole

2nd runner up: Tom O'Dell by Cheapinitreal

Honorable Mentions: Adjustable gastric band AKA lap band, Prerecorded Friends

[edit] Best Alt. Namespace Article

Grand Champion: UnTunes:White trash girl by Modusoperandi

1st runner up: How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show by Mhaille

2nd runner up: Polar Express by Cajek

Honorable Mentions: HowTo:Be a surfer, UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead, UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school

[edit] Best Illustrated Article

Grand Champion: The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! by The UnIdiot

1st runner up: 11-Wide by RAHB

2nd runner up: Sausage party by Zombiebaron

Honorable Mentions: UnBooks:Where's the White House?, RoxNews

[edit] Best Rewrite

Grand Champion: Sania Mirza by 15Mickey20

1st runner up: HowTo:Be A Supervillain by Under user

2nd runner up: Driving in Bucharest by Heerenveen and Rock lobster by Hyperbole

[edit] Competition Wrap-Up

Oh, I'm supposed to write here, am I? I probably should do that then.

Despite some minor difficulties, including Zombiebaron opening the PLS without confirming we had prize money, Zombiebaron locking the entries too early, Zombiebaron setting the wrong unlock time for the entries, plus a few last-minute scrambles, a bit of controversy over judges entering, the total absence of e|m|c, and a rather embarrassing incident involving an enormous clam and a bit too much to drink, the PLS went off well.

I say that having absolutely no idea what the other PLS competitions were like, but still.

It looks like, yes, you will get prize money, so send your postal addresses to community@wikia.com. If you are homeless, consider yourself out of luck.

Thank you to all who entered, all who helped out, and also Zombiebaron. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 00:19 Aug 14, 2008

[edit] Scoring Details

The scoring system was based on a points. Judges were asked to submit their top 5, points being awarded as: 5 points for #1, 4 points for #2, 3 points for #3, and so on. Total scores are below. Entries not below received no points, though they were judged. Consult any of the judges for questions.

Best Article

1. The Gathering Horror - 13
2. Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) - 10
3. Interpretive Death - 9
4. Gemini - 5
5. Observational Comedy, Pulitzer Prize - 3
6. Epic poetry, Physics Act of 1707 - 1

Best Noob Article

1. Sweatshop (humanitarian institution) - 14
2. Pontius Pilates - 13
3. Tom O'Dell - 9
4. Adjustable gastric band AKA lap band - 5
5. Prerecorded Friends - 4

Best Alt. Namespace Article

1. UnTunes:White trash girl - 14
2. How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show - 12
3. Polar Express - 8
4. HowTo:Be a surfer, UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead - 3
5. UnBooks: Lyle Crump's Guide to starting secondary school - 1

Best Illustrated

1. The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! - 15
2. 11-Wide - 11
3. Sausage party - 10
4. UnBooks:Where's the White House? - 5
5. RoxNews - 1

Best Rewrite

1. Sania Mirza - 13
2. HowTo:Be A Supervillain - 11
3. Driving in Bucharest, Rock lobster - 5
4. Mini - 4
5. Heath Ledger - 2
6. BBC - 1