Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month
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This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.
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[edit] Eligibility Requirements
To be nominated, you must:
- Be a registered "member".
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
- Consistently write crap.
- If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.
[edit] Who to Vote For?
Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.
[edit] Fabulous Prizes
Winners will get:
- "Looked at" funny
- Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
- Huffed mercilessly
- The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
- A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}
[edit] NOMINATE!!!
Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.
Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.
[edit] Past "Winners"
Sir Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia • SU182 • Slashy/Rewrite • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy • Savethemooses • EmperorLOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper • Sawblade5 • SysRq
For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here
[edit] Official Nominations for July
[edit] Dexter111344 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom and For. Totally asking for it, brah. --Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 05:07, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- For I hate him. --Not Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 05:59, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- For Seems to be obsessed with cocks. Seriously, how gay is that? -RAHB 13:09, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- Manforman. Yeah, I brought back the deep, dark past. What now, nigga? --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 13:29, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- I say I miss him. --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 15:24, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Papa's Secret Gigantic Sauce I see no one other to vote for --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 12:11, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- For Doesn't appreciate squirrels. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 00:41, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Strong For After taking a closer look. I decided that he deserves this award and proudly should earn it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:04, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
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