Rules and procedures:

1. Before doing anything else, make sure that you are well versed on Uncyclopedia's deletion policy.
   1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
   2. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
   3. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
   4. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
   1. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so may invalidate the vote.
   2. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
   1. Thank you.
   2. No, really, thank you very much.
   3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
   4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a *
      1. * - Creates a bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the *).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
5. If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.