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RAHB (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Round Two:21 votes

• For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 13:54, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
• thumbs up. Well he's the voice of the people, and after a long, drawn out consideration of all the very-worthy candidates (MrN9000 is particularly tempting), I'm going to go with this one, as he's read UnNews aloud, and no one seems to do that anymore. That gives him a slight edge over the others, in my book.--<<>> 15:14, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
• I nommed this big boy last time. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:10, Jul 22
• For. He's loathsome. Sir Modusoperandi 10:04, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
• For - Yeah, I hate him too. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:36, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Round Two:16 votes

• For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:13, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
• For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 02:50, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
• For. This vote approved and paid by the nonexistent Cabal™. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 12:25, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

MrN9000 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Round Two:16 votes

• One of the things I value most in MrN, is his ability to help noobs and do the general fix ups without losing his general nicety. I'm not even sure that's a word, but I don't give a fuck. Now fuck, I know, is in fact a word. ~ 17:39, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
• The words you are looking for are "English charm". And "dignity". Also "fuck". -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Fuck Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:37, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Round Two:14 votes

• 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:10, Jul 22
• For in hopes that this in no way splits the vote. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 02:51, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
• For. I can see him twirling his moustache already. Sir Modusoperandi 10:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
• For. I tire of typing the reasons why for the forty-seventh time. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:10, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
• Stronger for than the previous strongest for I ever for'd Because.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 14:24, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Heerenveen (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Round Two:11 votes

• I like the fact that Heeren is doing everything that he does quietly and without any hassle. I'd like to see that with our admins. Except for Zombiebaron. He wouldn't be Zombiebarond without a fair amount of noise (and that acrid smell...god oh mighty...) ~ 11:45, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
• For. Per the Jew. — Manticore Bot 10:09, 23 July 2008 (UTC)