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“In Soviet Russia, B S U!”
~ Russian Reversal on USB
USB is short for Universal Sexy Biscuit, or Universal School Bus.
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[edit] US Bee
US Bee is the top secret weapon of US Army. This flying monster is sixty times the size of a standard bee. However, it is too large to fly and can only hurt you if you run into its stinger, or of course if it is loaded with nuclear warheads, which will happen soo-<bombed to death by US Warplanes>
[edit] Universal Stupidity Bus
USB's are big yellow buses, to be found all over the surface of the Earth. The term "Universal School Bus" comes from the word School that can be found on the back of most of these buses, although no one knows where this word exactly originated from. They travel on normal roads, just like cars do.
The people entering these USB's are generally Children or other kinds of people. The destination of these USB's is still unknown. The driver never responds to any questions, so asking for the destination will not work. Also, make sure that you know nobody who claims to drive a USB, as they generally suffer from Mental Retardation or some other form of being a Retard.
[edit] USB Oscar Awards
So far this year there have been numerous reports of stabbings at the USB Oscar Awards Presented by Oscar Wilde (USBOAPBOW). Mostly, children were burnt during the aftermath in accordance to new state polices put forward by Oscar Wilde. There has been criticism directed at Oscar Wilde's role in society at the USB Oscar Awards Presented by Oscar Wilde, or CAOWRISATUSBOAPBOW for short.
[edit] Country USB
- Main article: USB (Country)
USB is the second part of the US, next to USA. It Stands for the United States of Bulimia.
“If I were me, and I'm not, I'd ask Oscar what he thought. That bastard.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the addition
[edit] USB Port
A USB port is the common name for the place where people are entering and exiting a USB. It is considered normal to be at a USB port about 5 minutes before the USB is scheduled to arrive, because it might be early due to a Green Wave of traffic lights. At a USB port, you can meet other people who also want to enter a USB. This is considered to be a good training for your Social skills.
[edit] Universal Cereal Bus
USB also stands for Universal Cereal Bus (Changed from Universal Serial Bus after the obvious spelling error was defected). The Universal Cereal Bus is an intergalactic transport vessle that distributes Cereal throughout the universe. When first introduced, there were 6 USB's, however, as the demand for Cereal was limited to the inhabitants of Earth (The Martians immune system couldn't cope with the foreign ingrediants and subsequently all intelligent life became extinct) 5 of them were destroyed and the one remaining Bus is currently owned by General Mills.
[edit] Why USB doesn't fight crime
A USB Port may seem like the newest weapon against the war on KRIMNOLS. Don't get your eyelashes caught in the floons.
