UW Platteville
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UW-Platteville has consistently ranked #1 on US News and World Report's "Shittiest Schools in America." They have a proud tradition of hiring the least qualified people to their faculty, which is demonstrated by their motto, "Got PhD? Go fuck yourself!"
[edit] History of Ugly Women
Ugly women have existed since the beginning of the human race, cavewomen were all notoriously ugly but that was not a problem considering cavemen were so ugly their heads were completely indistinguishable from their arses. As time passed though the ugly gene has receded, in the late 15th century the majority of the world had rates of 1 ugly women to every 5 births (except Britain which was experiencing rates of 1 ugly women to every 3 births. In the 19th century ugly rates had declined further, the world average was at 1 ugly woman to every 10 births (Britain reaching the 15th century average of 1 in 5) this in turn with the introduction to plastic surgery and the woman trade where attractive women from other countries would be shipped to America to work in films and TV and crap like that while the ugly Americans would be shipped to places like Britain and Russia to do housework.
[edit] Huge f'ing Graveyard
While the earliest graveyards involved throwing dead folks over a wall to decompose peacefully in haphazard piles as they lay, our modern civilized process involves digging holes. The holes should be expansive to ensure proper accommodation of the deceased. Nothing offends visitors to the grave like arms or legs sticking up through the earth.
[edit] How to be Evil
The process of becoming and being evil, hereafter referred to as evil, is incredibly simple. Since evil spelled backwards is "live", all anyone has to do to be evil is to live a backwards life. If you live, it means that you don't want to die. This, in turn, makes you selfish because you want to be immortal, which is what "not wanting to die" means. But what if you don't want to live? Well if you don't want to live you are still evil; not wanting to live means rejecting life, and since life is God's gift to you you are rejecting His gift and that makes you rude, so it means that you are evil!
