Fat People
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“No, no thanks.”
There's lots of fat people in the world. Sadly, since they are so large as individuals, it would be impossible to smush them all together and describe them collectively in a single article. The wiki is too small to handle it. Since I have time on my hands here is some information..
Who couldn't forget some of our favorite fat asses?
- Jabba the Hutt
- Eric Cartman (respect his athouritaaah)
- Your mom
Of course, you could look at some of these lovely pages instead:
- Marlon Brando
- Sumo wrestler
- The United States of America
- Uncyclopedia:Administrators
- Oprah Winfrey
- Peter Griffin
- Fat Albert
- Fatboy Slim
- Fat Americans
[edit] Mathmatical Proof that fat people are more attractive
The formula for how attractive people are is 
where M is the mass of the person and the r is their distance from the point of measurement. As you can see as the mass increases the force of attraction increases.
- This is a disambiguation page. This page could refer to anything on the list, or it could refer to Richard M. Nixon. Who knows?
most fat people should be called tubby happy meal and when they are running they are called meals on chops
